#dialucibarb

[asmo-baby]

Wanted to draw Diavolo being a big boy, but clothes would just hide my hard work.

[rebel-dritch]

Obey Me! But it's chess

King(s): Diavolo and Lucifer [No weapon]

King's Bishop: Mammon [Twin daggers]

King's Knight: Satan [Halberd]

King's Rook: Asmodeus [Spiked boulders]

Queen: Barbatos [Great axe that switches to a cannon (picture below)]

Queen's Bishop: Belphegor [Javelin]

Queen's Knight: Leviathan [Glaive]

Queen's Rook: Beelzebub [Great Hammer]

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A separate page for the pawns! :)

If anyone has questions regarding the characters or the AU, feel free to send them! I'll try my best :) Picture below for Barbatos' switchaxe

[otakusheep15]

Human AU

I’ve been thinking about doing a human au for so long now, but I haven’t finished all of the world building yet. For now, I’m just putting some basic characterization down so I won’t forget (and you guys can see it too). 

I’ll be going in order from oldest (in my opinion) to youngest. Also, in this scenario, let’s just say Satan is biologically the fourth oldest, so he’s older than Asmo and the twins. 

Barbatos

Yes, he’s the oldest in this au, don’t question it

Mid-thirties (maybe 35ish), but hardly looks older than 25 

How does he do it?

Definitely the wine aunt of the family 

Done with everyone’s shit 

Secretly knows all of the gossip between everyone 

Works as a private chef or something fancy like that 

Lucifer

Also mid-thirties, but one or two years younger than Barbs (so, like, 33-34ish)

Single mother to six dumbasses who are actually his brothers

Probably has legally adopted them tbh cause we all know he would 

Gives off tired middle-aged mother working a 9-5 job in New York while also trying to raise a bunch of children, which he basically is

He’s a lawyer, specifically for child neglect/child abuse cases

But no one believes him cause he looks too scary to work with children 

Simeon

Same age as Lucifer

Single father of Luke

Works with Lucifer, and that’s how he met Luke

He adopted him to get him out of the system 

And now they’re attached at the hip

Constantly annoying Lucifer while they’re trying to work 

They always get partnered up to work on cases

Oh, and he has a dog that Luke is obsessed with (probably a Corgi or something)

Diavolo

Exactly 32

But acts like he’s still college age 

The excited puppy to Luci and Barb’s tired cat 

Super intimidating to strangers 

His fashion is either completely formal or way too casual, no in between 

Him and Barbs probably live together

Barbs could even be a private chef for him or something 

Mans is the CEO of some large corporation and he’s hella rich

Mammon

Late twenties (around 28), but his mental state is still in college

Lives near Lucifer cause he still needs help adulting sometimes 

Works at some crappy drive-through restaurant during the day, and works at a fancy club at night

Has totally pole danced at said club multiple times to gain extra tips 

Constantly checking up on his younger brothers to make sure they’re doing okay 

He’s a good brother 

Leviathan 

Also late twenties, but a year younger than Mammon (27ish)

Less of a shut-in than when he was younger

Works at a collectors shop where people can buy, sell, and trade merch

A part-time streamer as well 

Makes a surprising amount of money, which he uses to collect anime merch, of course

Has a lot of pets, mostly reptiles and fish

All of them are named after game and/or anime characters 

Satan

Mid-twenties, so around 24-25ish 

He’s slowly becoming a crazy old cat lady 

Owns about 5 or so cats, all of them from shelters 

Classic dark academia aesthetic

Can regularly be found frequenting coffee shops and cafes, especially of the cat variety 

 Probably majored in something like business or economics 

Solomon

About the same age as Satan, so also 24-25ish 

That weird uncle you only see at family events and only calls you on your birthday 

Can be seen hanging out with Satan and Asmo a lot

Pretty much everyone knows he and Asmo are dating by this point 

Owns many plants, but manages to kill them all within days of purchasing them 

Still keeps them around though cause he doesn’t believe them to be dead 

Works part time at a cafe, but pretends to have a super cool job cause he’s embarrassed about it 

Asmodeus

He is 23 and still in college 

Majoring in fashion with a minor in business

Everyone expected him to join a frat or something, but he did not

Either in theater or an improv group of some kind 

Very popular, especially among lower classmen 

Has a tiny pet dog, most likely a chihuahua or pomeranian 

Yeah, he’s basically just Elle Woods 

Beelzebub

Probably 22ish 

Majoring in sports med 

Plays American football and is the star of the team 

Everyone is super intimidated by him, but he’s such a huge softy 

Shares a dorm with Belphie, and they snuck in their German Shepard puppy against school rules 

Is banned from most campus cafes/restaurants due to how much he eats 

Belphegor

Same age as Beel, obviously

Astronomy major 

Lowkey believes in stuff like the Zodiac, but refuses to admit it 

Constantly has to go out and buy food for Beel since Beel was banned from literally everywhere

Skips class a lot to sleep in 

The dog may be Beel’s, but Belphie has claimed it as his own personal pillow 

His notes are nothing but doodles and a couple definitions 

Luke

A literal child

He’s, like, 10 

Adopted by Simeon, but also parented by Barbatos

He basically has gay dads at this point 

Has a hard time making friends in school, but he does his best 

Gets called a chihuahua by Simeon’s friends and considers biting them on a constant basis 

Also, I forgot to mention this but Luci, Barbs, and Dia are in a poly relationship. Dia is dating both of them, but Luci and Barbs are not dating, they’re just good friends. 

Well, that’s all I have for now. I was considering writing a fanfic of this, but my writing skills are subpar at best tbh, so I don’t think that would work lol. 

[justacannonfodder]

Lucifer won't let Dia and Barbie have their moments of love and affection because he's a jealous prick 🤣

[canonlucidia]

both luci and barb sleeping on dia's tits 😈

also if dialucibarb were to get married, what will happen? you said they'll merge their powers right? i forgot, it's been a long time

Dia's tits are very comfortable and he, as a prince who's more or less always gotten his way, demands to sleep in the middle always.

Barb probably sleeps better when he's not touching anyone (except for wrapping his tail around a leg or smth), but the allure of tit pillow is a temptation he doesn't intend to resist.

Lucifer actually sleeps better if he's being held but he'll never admit that. He acts like it's Dia holding him there all night but he could definitely get free if he wanted to. Barb likes to needle him (affectionately) about it, but nothing more than that bc if his pride gets prodded too much he might stop coming to bed, and that would make Dia Extremely Sad.

It has been a while lmao. But re: marriage--

What happens magic wise is that their power becomes tied together. Think of it like connecting bodies of water, they become attached & feed into one another. If one runs dry, the others will empty some to refill it. That sort of thing!

So, more or less, they all would share the same font of power. Which is to say that Lu and Barb now get to access Diavolo's batshit amount of magical reserves, allowing them to basically be able to cast bigger & stronger & longer lasting spells/ curses / illusions.

They'd get updated demon forms too! Because that form is an expression of their magic, it would change to reflect their New Levels Of Power. Barb & Lu would probably get fancier bc they're Royal Consorts now, but as for Dia, I'm unsure! All I can think of is that he'd be Sexier fhdkdhgdhh

[thirdhandidiot]

Yes I’m here to offer domestic dialucibarb. No I havnt gotten any further on the Young Dialuci au. What you gonna do?

This is just 1.9k of unapologetic soft idiots in love

•The three of them are like your typical old married couple, except with wings and horns and oh dear, they’re arguing over who has to get up to make more tea

•Barb and Lucifer lovingly bicker a LOT, much to Diavolo’s amusement. It will be over the most trivial things that neither of them really care about either, they just enjoy trying to one up eachother verbally. Lucifer once threatened to throw Barbatos out a window, absolutely not meaning it, but Barb taunted him, telling him he probably couldn’t even pick him up, he’s so skinny and all he ever does is paper work and there’s no way he’d ever hurt him, never mind have the physical strength required. Lucifer absolutely decides he’s going to take it personally and lunges, picking Barbatos clean off the floor, bridal style, triumphant smirk lighting up his face, only to immediately realise that Barb has wrapped his arms around his neck to make sure he doesn’t fall. They’re both immediately far too flustered to do anything after that, just staring at eachother in shock, remaining there for what feels like hours until Diavolo walks in and coos at them, taking hundreds of pictures whilst the pair get impossibly more red. The image ends up Diavolo’s Home Screen, and don’t be fooled, he treasures all images of his boyfriends, especially together, but this one, he thinks, will always be a favourite

•They’re all sappy in their own ways, but mostly Diavolo, he is shameless. He will talk about ‘his darling boyfriends’ at any given opportunity, and more. Whilst it’s rather sweet to see him so passionate and so happy in love, it gets rather inconvenient in meetings when everyone just wants to go home. The brothers are particularly upset by this as whilst the gossip about Lucifers love life was fun at first, they’re rather bored of hearing how cute Lucifer is he wakes up, and they’re still a little scared of what Barbatos might do if they end up hearing too much. And that’s not all, Dia loves tropey dates that he read about in books and imagined going on with the two of them before they got together, his favourite being picnics, which he adores. He and Barbatos will spend hours in the kitchen preparing a sweet lunch date for Lucifer (by which Barb does all the preparations and Diavolo provides ‘moral support’ in the form of kisses and trying to steal bits of food only to get caught everytime and punished with more kisses- needles to say this is not an effective punishment to persuade him to stop)

•Barbatos relaxes a lot more when he’s off the clock, even having gently bullied Diavolo into making HIM tea, even if it’s not as good, after all, he’s been working all day and he’s tired. When they first got together he always felt guilty asking anything of Diavolo, feeling that it was an imbalance to their dynamic, but he quickly comes to see that Diavolo loves the chance to try to do things for him, even if they aren’t nearly as efficient or well done. Diavolo just wants to look after his boys like they do him and this usually comes in the form of serving them cute biscuits he found and hid until that moment just to see them smile

•Lucifer gets stressed easily and puts up a near flawless front of professionalism and dedication to his work, however Barb has spent decades doing the same and is always the first to tell when Luci needs to take a break. Whilst Barb has strict ‘off the clock‘ hours, Lucifer has tried to bring paper work to bed multiple times, frustrating the other two to no end. Despite that, Lucifer has gotten a lot better at taking care of himself ever since he realised how happy it made his partners, and it’s not like he minds spending more time with them, infact subtly asking lucifer if he wants couch cuddles is the fastest way to get him to leave his work, the man is tired and desperately craves affection, not that he likes to admit it, but they all know

•Barbatos has a strange fondness for human conspiracy documentaries, and Diavolo is prone to believing an awful lot of them. Barb loves to tell Diavolo that they’re real, convincing him that ‘Yes all birds are spies darling, is that not common knowledge?‘ or ‘The human realm has underground lizard people, didn’t you know love? The do all of Earth’s admin work, someone has to‘ This leads to an awful lot of misunderstandings that usually Lucifer clears up. He pretends to be annoyed but when he walks into the front room to see his Barb lying on top of Diavolo, enthusiastically telling him that there’s aliens in Area 51 whilst Diavolo stares back, mouth open in shock, he doesn’t stop them, just presses a kiss to each of their foreheads and goes to make hot chocolates for everyone and brings blankets back with him, making a note of whatever it is that Dia is about to believe so that he can make sure that damage control can be done ahead of time. (He finds it cute when Diavolo tries to tell his brothers about it, Mammon falling hook line and sinker for each one. The others are more sceptical until Diavolo says that Barbatos told him, at which point they just end up confused, surely Barbatos wouldn’t lie to Lord Diavolo? (He would if it was funny))

•When Lucifer moved out, Levi sent him an old console under the guise that it was for Diavolo, who had expressed an interest in learning to play various games. Dia absolutely loves it, and lucifer really is very competitive.. the two of them can be found trying to distract the other whilst playing mariokart, resorting to pushing, biting and even a few instances of manifesting wings to try block the others view of the screen. As soon as one of them has as good as lost they’ll switch to just making the others game as hard as possible. There’s nothing raunchy about the wrestling match that breaks out as a result, Barb has decided it’s a good form of physical therapy for them both and just records them. He has a file of ‚blackmail‘ that they all know he will never use, it’s mostly just a folder of cute but embarrassing pictures and videos of Luci and Diavolo. (Diavolo has Barb send him everything, he loves to watch it back)

•None of them are particularly ‘flamboyant‘ although Diavolos love for human world festivals has landed them at various pride festivals before. Lucifer was mostly confused seeing as sexuality isn’t an issue in the Devildom, neither is ‘polyamory’, a concept he’d never spared much thought to. Diavolo is delighted to see Humans celebrating love and feeds off the positivity (he also gets hit on a lot, but after spending just ten seconds with him it’s obvious he’s already madly in love and that there’s no separating him from the slightly alarmed looking men loitering behind him that he proudly calls his boyfriends). Barbatos is constantly trying not to get lost, it’s busy and he ends up having to hold on to someone at all times. It’s not his fault, he can’t use magic here and there’s no other way to combat the crowds, Lucifer stop smirking he isn’t short it’s just that you’re both bloody giants, Lucifer you’re encouraging Diavolo, p l e a s e. Dia loves it though because it gives him an excuse to cling to his boyfriends all day and people will randomly tell him how lucky he is, he absolutely agrees

•Both Barbatos and Lucifer have threatened Diavolo with bodily harm at some point after they’ve been woken up by one of his stray limbs in the night. The two of them sleep quite comfortably next to eachother, occasionally with an arm or leg over the other, but no matter how Diavolo falls asleep he ends up in a dreadfully confusing position that no one really wants to question. Unfortunately he also tends to gravitate towards the heat of the others too, making them easy targets Diavolo’s heavy limbs. He’s always sure to apologise when he finds out in the morning, even if he finds their grumpy faces quite amusing. He won’t laugh out loud though because one time Barb was so disgruntled when he woke up that he bit the hand that was smothering his face and Diavolo ended up having to have his hand bandaged in the middle of the night. Needless to say that Lucifer was both confused and concerned when he woke up (and a little proud, he’s extra nice to Barbatos all day, who feels a little guilty about it, even if Diavolo was ok)

•Diavolo and Barb will wind lucifer up deliberately, and whilst he is entirely aware what’s happening, he indulges them. Diavolo will convince the brothers to try some kind of scheme that they wouldn’t be able to pull off without him, but makes sure it’s never taken too far, and Barbatos will egg Lucifer on as soon as he finds out about whatever minor inconvenience has befallen him. He won’t admit it, but it makes Lucifer incredibly happy to see his brothers take such a shine to his partners, and whilst he wishes they’d have a little more trust in Barbatos, Barb assures him that he isn’t upset and that it can be used to spook the brothers a little. There will be weekly ‚family meals‘ which always seem a great idea before hand, he somewhat misses living with his brothers after all, but always result in him going home with a headache. He’s grown used to the loving and (mostly) calm presence of his beloved, so seeing his brothers hurling both insults and occasionally food or assorted table wear at eachother, has a tendency to infuriate him. (He hasn’t realised that they act up more when he’s there)

•Dia Is obsessed with matching couples things and is constantly trying to find things for the three of them, but due to lower supply, they end up being so much tackier and non sensical. Barbatos genuinely despises them, but opts to say nothing because of how happy Diavolo is. Lucifer knows this and whilst he isn’t exactly a fan either, he indulges Dia just to tease Barb. (They do all have matching keychains tho, with different charms. Diavolos has a little teacup and a feather, Lucifers has a crown and a cake and Barbatos‘ has a pickle and a peacock. He was the one who got them to make up for all the hideous ideas Diavolo had, and delighted in seeing Diavolos pouty face when he realised what Barb had chosen. He did end up also adding a golden heart tho, somewhat pacifying Diavolo)

•Whilst it’s usually Diavolo who initiates longer cuddles, Barb likes to wrap his arms around his lovers from behind, pressing his forehead into their shoulder blades. He finds is comforting to be so close whilst allowing the other to continue with whatever they were doing before. Before leaving he will stretch to place a kiss on the back of their neck, a silent reminder of his love. Most of the time Barbatos is very quiet, opting to watch, and it’s only when he’s relaxed that he becomes chatty. Both Luci and Dia recognise this and can’t help but feel special whenever Barbatos is particularly talkative, and Barb is grateful that they don’t ask questions and love him for who he is

•Lucifer absolutely initiates the most ‚traditional‘ kisses, he’s proud of his partners and wants everyone to know that they’re his. He’s also a bit of a traditional romanticist when given the chance, leaving bouquets of various flowers, with the meanings for each attached on a handwritten card, a line of poetry and an elaborate signature. If he ever gets given flowers back he melts a little and keeps them on his desk as long as possible, before pressing the best looking ones. He has notebooks just filled with pressed flowers that he treasures. He doesn’t know that Diavolo and Barbatos both know about the notebooks and is convinced he’s slick

•Some nights the three of them will get drunk together and spend hours giggling and pressing kisses to eachothers faces and feeding them fancy chocolates. They half lay half sit on a slightly too small couch that they never replace for a more suitably sized one. Diavolo will slowly reach across to brush Lucifers fringe out of his eyes before gently caressing his face and pulling him in for a long slow kiss that tastes of expensive demonus and the orange sweets that Diavolo keeps on his desk. Barbatos is more than content to sit and watch his two gorgeous boyfriends kiss for a few minutes before they both turn their attention to him and decorate his face with kisses, across his cheeks and forehead, straying down to his chin and up to his eyelids, trying to convey all their love for eachother in adoring looks and heads pressed into necks

@softrealism Thankyou for inspiring me to post xx

[canonlucidia]

for the Dialucibarb post marriage demon forms:

- thinking of changing Lucifer's color scheme fully to Blue, Black, & Gold rather than red black & gold, as a sort of clear statement he's come into his own & is an equal partner now in the relationship

- Barb's will be turquoise, black, white & gold, and Dia's will remain mostly the same but with some jewelry in sapphire & turquoise

- they will all absolutely at the very least have some cool eyeshadow & eyeliner.

- pls send visual pic suggestions (via tumblr DM) if u have any for their outfits and accessories, I have some vague ideas but my brain is a bruised peach atm

[canonlucidia]

when did barbatos join the dialuci marriage?

So, fun fact! Dialucibarb used to just be a like, irl private aspect of Lanternes of Light that I shared mostly just with my wife & our partner.

It was probably for consistency reasons that I kept it largely to myself, but considering I'm not taking myself so seriously now I don't see why I shouldn't add Barb to the mix lol

But to answer your question! Dia has always had a big stupid ("unrequited" he assumed) crush on Barb, who returned his feelings but was very determined to be Professional.

Once Luci & Dia settled down, Lucifer had enough free brain cells to find Dia & Barb's bullshit dance funny for like, idk, 3 months. After that he starts needling them to figure their shit out.

As Demon King, Diavolo is meant to have more than one spouse anyway, and Barbatos is like the only demon Lucifer respects enough to share his husband with. So Barb gets married in as Second Royal Consort & gets the ultimate promotion lmao

(Lu & Barb eventually also get married in turn but it's Years later bc with all the shit that was happening.. they both kinda.. forgot to pursue that, and then assumed the other wasn't interested)