#dick hc

[allurilove]

I did it. I scrolled through my posts and found every dick hc I could find! I did change some of them.

This will be updated??? As I post more yandere fics.

Dumb Yandere: 5.8 inches in length, 5 cm in girth width wise. ya know, looking at the cock from the side.

Yandere stalker: 6.3 inches in length, 3.7 cm girth

Yandere husband: 7 inches in length, 4.5 cm girth

Yandere survivor: 5.5-6 inches, 3cm girth

Yandere neighbor: 8 inches, 3.2 cm girth

Yandere bestfriend: 6-6.5?inches, 2.8 cm girth

Yandere professor: 6.4 inches, 4.5 cm girth

Yandere chaebol: 7.3 inches, 3 cm girth

Yandere boyfriend: 5-6 inches, 4 cm in girth

Yandere classmate: 7.2 inches, 3 cm in girth

Yandere prodigy: 6.8 inches, 3.3 cm

Yandere bloodbag: 9 inches, 5 cm in girth

Yandere prince: 7 inches, 5.5 cm in girth

Yandere knight: 7.5 inches, 4 cm in girth

Yandere manager: 8 inches, 4.5 cm in girth

Yandere camp counselor: 9 inches, 6 cm in girth

Calm Yandere: 6.5 inches, 5.6 cm in girth

Yandere ghost: 5.7 inches, 4.5 cm in girth

Crybaby Yandere: 6 inches, 5.3 cm in girth

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Everyone in the batfam is a gatekeeper.

''Stephanie, have you ever heard a fucking Slipknot song??''

Unless it's about Cassandra.

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Jason can control a tiny bit his brighting eyes (to make sure he doesn't look like he gon' kill someone as if he didn't)

He'd use it when he's frustrated to scare his siblings. (doesn't work on Alfred, Bruce or Dick) (works extra well on Tim)

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Dick got a better batglare than Bruce's when he's mad. (DO NOT MAKE DICK GRAYSON MAD)

[toxicanonymity]

Toxic my beloved! When are we going to reveal the dick headcannon of my baby daddy Slasher??

I FEEL LIKE THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW! THEY NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH HE'LL SPLIT YOU OPEN AND HOW HEAVY HIS BALLS ARE!

Get curious, because here it comes.

DICK HC COLLECTION

Slasher Joel 7.3" / 18.5 cm. Very girthy, can't wrap your hand around it. Looks thick even in his big manly hand. Tan, but flushes angry red when rock hard. Tip is proportional to shaft. Prominent dorsal vein, otherwise not very veiny. Hairy, does not shave or manscape, but has good hygeine. He's a grower, and the growth is a barometer of his himbo status. Huge, heavy balls.

jazzie, thank you for your extensive research and collaboration

Midnight tow - slasher!Joel (3.6k)

Joel's camper - midnight blow (3.3)

[a-detraque-barista]

Dragon!BTS Ccks ///~-~///

Had this in my drafts for a while...

Seokjin:

Yoongi:

Hoseok:

Namjoon:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

[allurilove]

Hii! What is Pres (yandere camp counselor) dick hc?

This just reminded me to update the list lol

Rated 18+

Pres would be about 6-7 inches, 4.5 cm in girth, and he would be cut. He has a happy trail, and a bit of pubic hair down there. He’s a left handed guy, but he likes to jerk himself off with his right.

[allurilove]

How big is stalkers meat?

ooooooo 6.3 inches and 3.2 cm? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[toxicanonymity]

I imagine Carter's cock has a light pink tip, don't ask me why that's just the thots I'm having 😭...and it's big and thick but not as big as Joel's of course 🤭

😭😭😭. He has a nice one. I imagine he has a modest bush.

[marude-fucker]

How about Marude and Souta dick HCs

Maru’s dick is not very long but really thick and my man knows how to use it. Plus he’s circumcised (due to medal reasons), his dick has a lot and very prominent veins. 

Souta’s dick is like his personality. Massive. But just as with his shit personality he has no idea what to do with it so it’s somewhat useless.