#batfam hcs

[calicotopia]

how old do you guys think or headcanon the batfamily to be.. I'm tryna see smth

[steph-brown-side-blog]

batfam playing dnd headcanons

Tim is the DM

Damien is a warlock and the only person taking notes

Cass is a rogue

Steph is a barbarian

Dick is a bard and it’s at his apartment

Jason is a monk and playing this was lowk his idea but he’ll deny it if u say anything

Duke is a paladin

Babs is a cleric

[malfiora]

It's Juneteenth motherfuckers, time for some Duke Thomas headcanons.

He wakes up the manor with "I'm Black Y'all" by Dead Mike

He sits Bruce down to watch Judas and the Black Messiah.

He plays NWA and Jay-Z LOUDLY whenever Dick walks by.

Jason slips him $100 and just says "reparations."

Duke teaches Cass some line dances and convinces her to do the Soulja Boy Superman exactly once.

He tags Tim in racist comments so Tim can do his White Nonsense Roundup duties.

He teaches Damian yo mamma jokes that Damian proceeds to repeat at school.

And finally: Alfred cooks collard greens with turkey neck bones without even being asked.

[andiebomb]

Villan interrogator: “are you the vigilante Signal?”

Kidnapped Duke Thomas: “what cuz we’re both black??”

Villan interrogator: “wait! No no no I just…I mean…shit.”

[writer-in-wonder]

goofy deleted scene of behind our backs : the shenanigans bruce imagined batsis would pull one day if he didn’t intervene 😭

also fun fact this video was on my feed but was from an AI account and they didn’t credit the original owner of this video so they don’t get credit either - og account unknown but credit to them 🙂‍↕️

[fightingwithangels02]

texts from my family group chat that have chaotic batfam energy part ?/infinity

[steph-brown-side-blog]

i like to imagine that bc she refuses bruce’s money (too many strings attatched) steph wears a TON of handmedowns. like obvs when she was dating tim she got a few hoodies and sleep shirts, and she steals cass’s clothes all the time, but now its become a thing. her favorite jeans used to be barbara’s and all her jackets are dicks old ones and so on and so forth

[andiebomb]

Jason: “SHUT UP BRUCE THE ONLY KID IN THIS ROOM WHO HASNT DIED IS DUKE!”

Duke: “dude shut up the universe is LISTENING.”