I'm in the process of writing multiple birdflash fics and one of them is explicitly so I can write my headcanons about them being happy together (bc it is SO easy to make every single fic about them hurt/comfort). Do you have any happy domestic headcanons you would like to see more in the world?
ooooh, yes i so do 💕 god i love the so much. some of these are a little more family oriented, just because i feel like they’re both very family oriented people. also, please send me the like to your fic when you’re done, i’m always looking out for new birdflash stuff 🥺🥰
Dick can cook, but only fried food. Wally is extremely fascinated and horrified at some of the things Dick manages to put together.
Wally is the actual good cook, and he packs Dick’s lunch with little notes. Sometime they’re cute, but most of the time they’re just badly drawn penises.
they game so much together. their most played game is mario cart.
they pull out the wii and play mario party when Dick’s siblings crash a theirs.
Wally teaches Tim to skateboard while he’s hiding out at theirs.
Dick loves the heat, and actually hates the gotham cold. he cuddles Wally even in the summer.
Wally slaps Dicks ass every chance he gets.
they’re caught making out in the watch tower like, once a week.
Dick will drape himself over Wally any chance he gets.
Sometimes Wally shocks Dick like he’s rubbed his socks on the carpet. Dick yelps like a little kid every time.
they take turns pushing each other in the cart when they go grocery shopping.
sometimes Wally’s brain just goes too fast and Dick has to help ground him in the present.
they set fire to their kitchen at least three times in the first month of living together. nothing gets damaged but their pride.
they throw water bottles at each other and yell “hydrate or dydrate!” as a loving reminder to the other to drink water.
they’re both babies when they get sick, and is both of them are sick at the same time? they call Iris.
their fights are explosive, but short lived. they can’t stay mad at each other for long.
Wally sends Wayne kids and Batfamily memes to Dick on the daily.
Wally always manages to leave a hicky on Dick, and one of Dick’s siblings always manage to see it. it’s traumatizing for everyone.
Jason suffered through the “will they, won’t they” phase, and brings it up all the time. he has so much shit on them.
Bruce accidentally calls Wally “Barbra” all the time, and every other red head “Wally.” Dick is amused until Bruce calls him Wally.
Out of the whole family, Wally has the best relationship with Tim.
Wally is continuously appalled by some of the rich boy shit that comes out of Dick’s mouth.
Wally once left a restaurant because Bruce was eating his burger with a fork and knife.
Wally was convinced at one point the Damian was trying to assassinate him (he was).
Damian only accepts Wally after he sees Wally help a baby bird back into its nest.
