My toxic trait is thinking Dick Grayson is really cool then getting rlly upset that not everyone thinks Dick Grayson is rlly cool

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My toxic trait is thinking Dick Grayson is really cool then getting rlly upset that not everyone thinks Dick Grayson is rlly cool
smau where the boys have baby fever…….. don’t look at me I’m ovulating
Baby Fever
featuring: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Wally West, Roy Harper
warning: baby fever, MDNI 18+, suggestive, breeding (Jason), fluff
✧˖° 𝐷𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑠𝑜𝑛
✧˖° 𝐽𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑜𝑑𝑑
✧˖° 𝑊𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑊𝑒𝑠𝑡
✧˖° 𝑅𝑜𝑦 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑝𝑒𝑟
BEACH DAY .ᐟ
゛ ᢉ𐭩 dick grayson has a gorgeous ass.
# drabble .ᐟ⸝⸝ crack fic ⸝⸝ established relationship ⸝⸝ dick grayson has a huge ass ⸝⸝ teasing ⸝⸝ sfw ⸝⸝ dc masterlist
the sun was beating down hard on the quiet stretch of beach you’d managed to snag for the day. no villains, no patrols—just a shitload of sand, waves, and your boyfriend—dick—trying to get comfortable in the swim trunks you’d bought him.
they were definitely a size too small. definitely on purpose. the dark blue fabric clung to his hips and thighs, and it did wonders for that ass. all that acrobatic training over the years had paid off in ways you never got tired of gawking at. and he never got tired of showing it off.
dick stood there adjusting the waistband in an attempt to loosen the fit before realizing he wasn’t the problem. dick glanced over at you with a raised eyebrow. “babe. seriously?” he sighed. his voice had that familiar drawl—half amused and half resigned. “these things are cutting off my circulation. you really couldn’t find my actual size?”
you leaned back on your towel, sunglasses low on your nose, and let your eyes wander freely. “they look good on you. really good. perfect fit, if you ask me.”
he snorted, turning a little so you got the full view, then shook his head with a crooked grin. “yeah, i bet. you picked these on purpose, didn’t you? just so you could stare at my ass all afternoon.”
“guilty,” you admitted shamelessly, not even trying to hide that cheeky smile on your lips. you sat up and reached out, running a hand over the tight fabric when he came close enough for you to do so. “can you blame me? it’s right there. looking all… impressive.”
dick laughed under his breath, dropping down onto the towel beside you. sand stuck to his legs as he stretched out with a groan. “you’re trouble, you know that? i thought we were coming out here to relax. not so you could dress me up like i’m part of the scenery.”
he was grinning though, the kind of easy and warm smile he got when he was somewhat—no, scratch that—when he was one hundred percent enjoying the back-and-forth. you gave his ass a light squeeze. “relaxing includes appreciating the view. and this view is excellent. come on, you wear wayyy tighter stuff on patrol. you know, that nightwing suit of yours. really leaves nothing to the imagination.”
“hey, that suit helps me move around. it’s tight for… movement purposes. tighter stuff has utility pockets,” he shot back, nudging your shoulder with his. his tone stayed light and teasing. “these? these are just… tight. makes it harder to move. you know, one wrong move away from a wardrobe malfunction.”
you leaned into him, tracing a finger along the waistband. “worth it. you fill them out way too well to hide under baggy shorts.”
dick exhaled a quiet chuckle and wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you against his side. the sun warmed his skin. “you’re not gonna let me live this down, are you?” he pressed a quick kiss to your temple, voice dropping a bit. “fine. stare all you want. just remember payback’s coming next time we go shopping for you. might just pick out the wrong size on purpose.”
he settled back, content despite the tight swimsuit, one hand resting lazily on your hip. the waves kept rolling in splashes against the shore while you stayed tangled up together under the hot sun.
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“Baby, do you want this comb? It says it’s for curly hair?” The Fluorescent lights buzz overhead, the cart wheels make an itchy squeak with every step. You didn’t notice the question until he stopped walking, halting in front of the hair section. You turn around to look at Dick, holding the comb in his hands like it’s a treasure. Fuck. It is the perfect comb. But one glance at the price tag makes your stomach drop.
“No… it.. it doesn’t seem that good”
He frowns. “Don’t be silly, it’s the same one I saw in those videos”
Videos? He watched-? You glance at the comb again, dumbfounded. “Huh?”
He grins that easy smile of his. “Had to do some research for my girl.”
A surge of warmth spreads across your face. Damn him. You force yourself to look away from his warm gaze to the comb in his hands. The question burns in your throat. “You… you seriously watched those videos?”
“Well yeah.” He shrugs. He says it like it’s the most normal thing in the world. “If you want it I’ll get it”
You hesitate. “Thank you, really. But…” you step closer, staring at the comb for another moment. Your fingertips brush his as you take it, making your heart flutter. “I really don’t want it.”
He stares in your eyes. His gaze softens. “Doesn’t look that way” He takes your hand in his, brushing over your knuckles gently and intertwining them into his. “I’ve got it, baby. It’s just a comb”
Guilt begins to gnaw at you. “Are you sure?”
“Yea I’m sure. It’ll make it easier for me to style them”
You press a soft kiss to his cheek, just the barest press of lips against his soft skin. “Thank you”.
He smiles, his eyes crinkling around the corners. “Don’t mention it. Hey - isn’t your gel empty?”
You nod.
“Let’s see then”, he turns his head to look at the rows. With his free hand he picks up a gel tube, inspecting it. “Is sulfate bad? I think I remember something like that...“ he sidesteps with you down the aisle “Oh - strong grip. Sounds promising.”
You watch him. You can’t help it. He picks them out with so much care it makes your heart clench.
“This one looks good. Or we can get your usual” He flashes you a grin “Or we’ll just get both”
another self indulgent curlyhair!reader because way more people liked it than I thought. still struggling with dickie 😭
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STRANGER IN MY BED
…BREAKING UP WITH YANDERE DICK GRAYSON
SYNOPSIS : You tried to leave. But Dick Grayson doesn’t take loss lightly—especially not when it’s you.
WARNINGS : Yandere Behaviour, Obsessive Behaviour, Emotional Manipulation, Breakup, Stalking, Home Invasion, Psychological Horror, Non-Consensual Kissing, Possessive Behaviour, Gaslighting, Dubious Consent, Toxic Relationship
A/N : whenever i write for dick i think about how i could not take his name seriously in a relationship,, so many things could be misinterpreted, food for thought INTERACTIONS AND REBLOGS ENCOURAGED!
You didn’t expect him to take it well.
But you didn’t expect him to smile either.
Not a real one—no. This one was strained, hollow in all feeling. It was the kind he wore when he hated the person across from him. You’d seen that smile before, at galas, at press conferences, at funerals where the cameras were always watching. It was the face he wore when he couldn’t afford to express how he really felt.
But now it was aimed at you.
THIS IS CRACKING ME UP AND WALLY'S FACE WHEN HE SAYS IT I CAN'TTTT
MASTERLIST
♡ 𖥻 old dog, new tricks ──── dilf!dick grayson x younger!reader.
┆PARING .ᐟ dilf!dick grayson x fem!reader
┆ SUMMARY .ᐟ you’ve just stepped into the vigilante life, sharp-eyed and guided by a strong moral compass. you’re holding your own pretty well, right up until you get swept into nightwing’s maze of mentorship, mixed signals, and some unexpected emotions.
┆WARNINGS .ᐟ complex feelings. part I of III. romantic tension. dilf!dick grayson x younger!reader. fem!reader is a new vigilante. age gap. dom!dick grayson. fem!reader is in her twenties. silver fox!dick grayson. alternative universe. future batfamily. sfw-ish. college student! reader.
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