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okay hey its batarangsoundsdumb but batman was the one who trained jason to use guns bc he wanted him to have balanced training and there's an entire gun locker inside the batcave and robin jason couldve just been shooting people the entire time he was just a coward

(someone had to beat some sense into him-)

asjshfhssjk EVIL

ok but also

every criminal in the timeline where jason was already packing heat as a 12 year old traffic light:

#splashasks #batarangsoundsdumb

listen peter i can deal with a lot of shit but forgetting winx club lore is just- it's unforgivable. consider this friendship over

Wait give me one more chance I have something important for you

#asks #batarangsoundsdumb #anon hate

so, we’ve come to this,,, memes from the perspective of gotham citizens part 4

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#so in all the years i've been on tumblr who wouldve thunk that making shitty memes on my chromebook would land be thousands of notes #not me #look at me working my ass off to make these memes for you people #only for HOTgirlsINyourAREA69420 #sheś been here with me since the beginning #tw: mentions of violence towards children #guys i feel like gotham is to america what america is to the outside world #like gotham has bombs in middle schools and gas attacks during exams and everybody in america is like 'wtf mate'#while in the rest of the world people already think it's weird that people can carry guns in public #i can't even carry a knife but yall are over there with ak47s strapped to your back like a fucking dora backpack is2g #dcu #dc #batman #bruce wayne #only in gotham #gotham memes #batarangsoundsdumb #gotham #social media au #batman social media au #batfam social media au #red hood #jason todd #also yes he fell of a roof taking a selfie with his own murdervictim and blamed batman for like shitty roofs #robin #damian wayne #red robin #tim drake #edit: i know weatherman is a captain marvel enemy but i dont care and neither should you #literally all of these heroes have villains with the same theme like how many ice villains do you need dc??? how fucking many

jason todd: *playing the doorknob in the 9th grade musical*

bruce wayne on good morning america the next morning: i just- it was the performance of a lifetime. i think i can confidently say that no actor i’ve met could have managed to play a role like that with that much emotion and honesty-

Something in me tells me that literally all of Gotham believes in jinxes and will go out of their way not to say certain words to not attract the attention of Gotham villains.

Just some examples;

A kid giving a presentation on circuses and calling clowns ‘colourful mimes that talk’

A corporate meeting at a publishing firm about a book of riddles, where they’re all sweating profusely trying not to say ‘riddle’

If you call a day ‘quiet’ in the narrows your entire block is instantly cursed with a boom of criminal activity until you inevitably get murdered or almost die.

The Gotham City Tourism board publishes a list of taboo words and it’s 5 pages long with print on both sides.

#dcu #dc #batman #bruce wayne #nightwing #gotham #only in gotham #the joker #the riddler #batarangsoundsdumb #dc comics

bruce wayne, falling into a well and being surrounded by bats: well i sure hope this won’t awaken anything in me

bruce wayne like 6 years later:

#i'm just saying...#jason todd taking a swan dive in a bubbling jacuzzi of death: i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me #3 weeks later: i'm going to kill a 13 year old #tim drake losing his 3rd parental figure: i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me #like a month later he's an art thief leader of the league of assassins and he has a conspiracy theory about his father's death #i wonder if the batman suit is a two piece of if it's like one really tight jumpsuit #bc that would be so hard to pee in if you're gonna be patrolling for like 9 hours #headcanon: batman has his own secret bathrooms so he can pee without anyone finding out his secret identity #imagine how fucking awkward that must feel like no shirt no cowl- wait question does batman wear a mask under his cowl #bc that seems like something he'd do #dcu #dc #batman #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batarangsoundsdumb #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #red hood #red robin #robin #batgirl

dick: my plants keep dying even though i’m taking care of them and it’s making me very sad

jason, who routinely breaks into dick’s apartment to pee on his plants: i don’t know, maybe they need more sunlight?

#dick has a mental breakdown over his dead plants and when jason tries to pee on his plants that week he sees him lying on the floor crying #jason is also ridiculously drunk #tim knows and has to drop jason off in blüdhaven bc jason believes drunk drivers are the spawn of satan #sometimes him and jason pre-game the plant peeing and they use the batmobile on autopilot #they carjack bruce so often there's a backup batmobile but it's just the prius alfred uses for grocery shopping #ALFRED DRIVES A PRIUS #and so does the joker #dcu #dc #dc comics #nightwing #dick grayson #batman #batfam #batfamily #batarangsoundsdumb #jason todd #red hood

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