#dickshonored

[hardcoreprocess]

International Transgender Day of Visibility. What a mouthful. Taking prompts for trans oral ficlets.

Accepting: Homestuck Prime, Dishonored, Furi, Hollow Knight, possibly AmongUs.

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After much consideration, I'm opening written commissions. You can donate $15 to my Ko-fi and receive 500 words of custom gift-wrapped NSFW goodness.

The Process

Contact me via Tumblr DM to claim a commission slot. Donate your $15. Get 500 words posted to HCP of your character and kink choice. Just like sending in an anon but with more spice in your hands.

Fandoms: Homestuck, Dishonored, Furi, D•sney at this time.

I will not work with minors.

0 of 10 slots claimed.

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TIPJAR DETAILS — No Slots Open

AVAILABLE FANDOMS: Homestuck, Dishonored, D•sney, Furi, Hollow Knight, BNHA.

POTENTIAL REWARD: 500 words, guaranteed, but no more than 650 if something runs long. The content? Any of the above fandoms + a ship / scenario of your choice.

HOW TO GET IT: $15 // 3 coffees to my Ko-fi, as long as slots are available. KOFI DM with specifics of the reward [media, characters, premise] to claim a slot. Donate after confirmation. If you donate before claiming a reward, so be it.

RULES: No minors may donate. No refunds. No verbal abuse in DMs. I reserve the right to refuse rewards.

SLOT LIST — BATCH 1

1. Dave x Beta Mom, accidental timetravel.

2. Dave x Roxy, timestop + public indecency.

3. Beta Bro x Beta Mom, ex doesn't mean over.

4. Lalondes, a most gracious vampiric coven.

5. Lalondes, vampiric coven continuation.

6. Himiko x Ochako, a bit of yandere omegaverse.

7. Himiko x Ochako, a bit more of yandere omegaverse.

8. Dave x Rose x Bro, continuation of [this post].

9. Jake x Vriska, continuation of [this post].

10. Edge x Rider, continuation of [this post].

Before posting publicly, finished rewards will be sent to your email or through Ko-fi Messaging unless otherwise specified.

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Dirk x Multiple [Pantyhose Tear] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Vriska [Hand Fetish] — OG POSTS 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR  

Dirk x Roxy [Waking Somno] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Roxy [Waking Somno 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk [Trans Masturbation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy [Goddess Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Multiple [Haywire Hormones] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom [Heels] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Aurora x Multiple [Somno Impreg] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Caliborn [Viewport Voyeur] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom x Dad E [Swinging] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Terezi [Body Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Rosebot [Robophilia] — OG POSTS 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Karkat [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Hal [Oversensitive] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Roxy [Trans Makeup] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Davesprite [Trans Sprite] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jake [Haircut] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Karkat x Roxy [Hacking Handjob] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy (x Dirk) [Godly Pining] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Just The Tip] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Alpha Bro x Alpha Mom [Distraction] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Underskirt Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Rose [Thumb Sucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Condie x Karkat [Nookwarming] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Vriska (x Dave) [Oral Lesson] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Snow White [Multi] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Kanaya [Vampirism Stand-in] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Grandpa Harley x Beta Bro / Beta Mom [Fringe Benefits] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Roxy [Trans Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Roxy [Monsterfucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Roxy [Surrogate Breeding] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Finger Sucking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

PM x Jack Noir [Revenge Sex] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Multi [Lipstick Marking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Roxy x John [Phone Sex] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dirk x Dave [Hand Fetish] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Roxy [Kissing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Roxy [Lipstick Marking] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Hal x Roxy [Audiophile] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Roxy (x Rose) [Just Watching] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Kanaya (x Rose) [Dollification] — OG POST 1 & 2 || AO3 MIRROR

Lil Seb x Jane [Sex Toy] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Aranea (x Brain Ghost Dirk) [Manipulation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x John [Body Writing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Corvo x Jessamine [Distraction] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Dave [Trans Bondage] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Dave [First Time Topping] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Rose [Voice Kink] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Song x Rider [Wanting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Kanaya [Chest Worship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Aradia x Tavros [Assisted Fingering] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rose x Kanaya [New Relationship] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dirk x Eridan [Feminization] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x June [Communication] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Bro x Beta Mom X Dad E [Sexting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Song x Rider [First Time] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dave x Jane [Aphrodisiac] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Baby Fever] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR 

Dave x Rose [Indirect Voyeurism] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Multiple [Pantyhose Tear 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR  

Beta Mom x Rose [Mommy's Girl] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Karkat x Strilondes [Mass Flirtation] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Sollux x Aradia [Teasing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x John / Dave x Jade [Haywire Hormones 2] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

John x Tavros [Playfighting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Beta Mom x Dave x Rose [Nursing] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rose x Kanaya [Trans Oral] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Rapunzel x Eugene [Flirting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Dave [Time Loop] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Eridan x Kanaya [Collar] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Life Player Fertility — OG POST || TO BE EXPANDED ON?

June x Jade [Frotting] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dave x Rosy (x Dirk) [Anonymous] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Dirk x Jane [Piercings] — OG POST || AO3 MIRROR

Jake x Rose [Topless] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Roxy [Kissing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk x Roxy [Post Trickster] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Alpha Bro x Roxy [First Date] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

John x Multiple [Retcon Hands] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

June x Jade [Birthday Blowjob] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Radiance x Hollow [Imprisoned] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk x Jake x Jane [Sharing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Feferi x Condie [In Victory] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Jade [Assurances] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Caliborn x Dirk — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Davesprite [Trans Sprite 2] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Dirk [Facials] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Snow White x Multiple [Somno] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Jake x Roxy [Cockwarming] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Signless x Karkat [Coaxing] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Rose x Horrorterrors [Transformation] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Snowman x Stitch [Measurements] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Jane [Masturbation] — OG POST || TO BE POSTED

Last updated February 28, mirrored posts onto AO3 & links. Page 18.

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[hardcoreprocess]

do u heavily associate certain kinks with certain ships?

Yeah, absolutely. I’m pretty versatile with kinks and applying them to ships, but there are a few that just feel better / feel right when together.

Sometimes it’s about the kink itself fitting one character in particular and in the process of being shipped with another, I could see the characters mutually exploring / being excited by it. Examples being: Dave x Roxy and any form of mommy kink, Rose x Roxy and body worship, Dirk x Many People and (auto) erotic asphyxiation, Corvo x Outsider and void tentacles, Beast x Belle and breeding kinks.

Meanwhile, some kinks I don’t really see the characters performing together or apart so I don’t really make content about it. But at the same time, I can typically be swayed if you have the right pitch. It took me years to admit that my interest in somnophilia began with Aurora and hasn’t stopped since. (Or maybe Snow White. Who fucking knows.)

There are also kinks that follow a character around almost. Try as I might, I have so much trouble writing about Rose without giving her a pressure or creampie kink. Even in pieces where I don’t talk about it, know that it’s there, and will continue to be there unless explicitly stated otherwise. Like Dirk’s plushophilia. Or Bro’s... yeah.

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Corvo Attano / Jessamine Kaldwin, the empress is under the desk while corvo is meeting with some guard captains. Please and thank you

"And you haven't managed to find the princess." It isn't hard to inject a firm, unimpressed tone into his voice as it rasps around the non-question. The greenhorn standing in front of him looks about ready to cry, and he’s far too nervous to comment on the way Corvo’s fingers curl rhythmically over his desk.

Flanking the young man are the more seasoned captains, registering his movements as irritation rather than nervous energy. One of them elbows the youngest and takes the conversation over: “No, Lord Protector. She’s left a note stating she plans to return by lunchtime. But, sir—”

“It’s past Emily’s lunchtime, Brunswick. You’re going to comb her room for evidence, and you’re going to come back only if you’ve found her. Do you understand me.”

His office vacates immediately, and Corvo crumples forward against his desk with a helpless groan as her lips pop free of his crown. Her lollipopping will be the death of him, he’s sure of it. “Where is she,” he rasps, trying to stay on task, trying to do his duty.

Jessamine licks a stripe over a prominent vein in his cock, fingers still rolling his balls together luxuriously, “In my chambers, playing dress-up. I’m a little disappointed in you for asking, Attano.”

Immediately, he’s reaching down to get a fistful of her perfect hair, pulled high on her head and set with that jeweled comb he brought home for her some months ago, “What. It’s my duty to—” He’s silenced by her hollowing cheeks, rendered useless so she can reply.

“It’s incredibly rude to mention another lady in the presence of your Empress.”

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It’s Bisexual Awareness Day.

Every bi ask sent in today will be answered either today or tomorrow.

Accepting: Homestuck, D•sney, Dishonored, Furi, Hollow Knight. Trans characters welcome. All ships welcome. Bisexual asks are answered immediately today.

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hi saint do u do tips/tricks for how u write/post?

Writing and posting are two pretty different things to want tips on. I can give a few for either one, though.

WRITING SMUT TIPS

• Take your time. Rushing any kind of smut can make your readers feel rushed. (I’m guilty of this, and working on it.) • Proofread. Seriously. Make sure your descriptions, dialogue, and spelling are on point. Make sure you close the dialogue so Jane doesn’t go: “Oh golly, she moans. (I fuck this up too. It’s a process. A... hardcorepr—) • Research your kinks. Yeah, yeah, a little suspension of disbelief is hot and it’s fictional so shit doesn’t have to be realistic anyway. But I definitely recommend reading about the kinks you’re writing before you write them. DDLG is a class of caretaker kink, but it’s not the only one. Read about that shit. • Write what you like. You don’t have to make anything you don’t personally like. Not a fan of incest? Breeding? Robots? You don’t have to write anything about that. Make what makes you happy. Or horny. That ain’t my business. • Have a horny friend. Or two, or three. I run my ideas by my partner or by close friends with similar interests to let me know whether or not the writing has spice. Honestly, I’ll even talk about prompts I’ve gotten / thought of with friends before I even write. • Write horny, rewrite sober. Also serious. If you’re horny, your writing will reflect that. Don’t proofread while horny or tired. You will miss shit. Come back to that shit the next day. (I am guilty of this. Baby steps.)

POSTING SMUT TIPS

• Again. Take your time. Set your queue up to post once or twice a day. Stock up. As long as you put a few posts in every couple of days, your blog will stay current and update even if you’re not up to writing. (Or schedule your posts 1-3 days apart.) • Proofread. This is doubly important now that you’re posting shit. Close the dialogue. Make sure you actually wrote that jizz description instead of thinking about writing it. I know you mistyped Dirk as Dork twice, so go fix that. • Research your kinks. Please, please, please make sure you’re not about to post the wrong kink in response to a request. If someone asks for a brat kink, they probably don’t mean “MXRP’s idea of a brat. // Annoying twinky bottom that never reciprocates.” gets them going. • Write what you like. There will always be someone into the same weird shit you’re into. Don’t get pigeon-holed into writing shit you don’t even like. Delete requests / prompts that you aren’t into. It’s not that deep. Cater your space. • On that note: decide how you do what you do. Are you going to allow prompts? Kink requests? What fandoms will you work with? Advertise that shit. Tell people what you won’t do. Be firm. • Figure out your tags. T•mblr specifically is a bitch about certain tags being censored. Keep a list of what is and isn’t going to be caught. (As a rule, tags with the number 18, most sexual positions or styles, genitals, and NSFW are blocked. Your post won’t populate in the tags if you have any of that.) Use a #blacklist tag for the comfort of your followers. • Have a horny friend or several. Ask your buddies to send you asks. Send yourself asks. Blogs pick up momentum the more content you put out. You gotta be proactive about that shit. • Block minors. Block minors. Block minors. Do not interact with minors.

After all that, it really just comes down to practicing, perfecting your craft, and patience. I’m tagging this with the usual smut tags I post in, since who knows. Folks might find it useful. I’ll remove it if folks deem it irritating.