Thinking about what I was telling you before, that Snirius is a ship that really fits those typical mega-toxic teen romcoms from the ’90s and early 2000s after She’s All That, where I don’t think I even need to explain how or why because anyone with half a brain can see it —and I think it’s the clearest example— suddenly 10 Things I Hate About You comes to mind but it’s Snirius. In this version, Lily wants to go to the ball and her parents tell her she can’t unless Snape takes her but he wouldn’t go even if you paid him in gold. So James asks Sirius in exchange for buying him the bike Walburga won’t let him have to please do something about it. There you go, I’ve just solved your life, now you’ve got a fanfic ready to write. I wash my hands of it, you’re welcome for the service.
