#dieeeeeee

[nykvee]

“It’s such a shame that you became such an issue”

“A whole garden of flowers and my name etched on a rock”

[feketeribizli]

"third mercedes 1-2 of recent times" SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

[babizzxx]

ME WHEN FUCKED UP MY EGG IN THE PAN !!!!!!

[miscbones]

QueerAF (@wearequeeraf.com)

🆕🚨 New statutory Relationships and Sex Education guidance published today will: - Restrict schools from using materials that "encourage pup

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

i really take a lot of comfort (lie) in knowing that twn did such a great (lie) job of portraying Geralt’s and Yennefer’s reunion scene post wild hunt attack. I mean who would even want to hear the book version when the show makes it so its jokes and uncle j*skier going “oheueheh do that thing with your tongue, oo is there unicorn, ooo yes take me” who wants to hear that about their parents.

[doradotcom]

the tumblr mart buttons r so stupis do u think im gonna accidentally click it while checking my notifs and take it as a sign to buy ur ugly water bottle

[televisionenjoyer]

DULCE DE LECHE ICE CREAM SUPREMACY.

[itoldyouthings]

grown men be like “you’re so mature for your age” to girls who still have to raise their hand and ask permission to use the restroom