Miscellaneous

30s, brit, transed gender werewolf ||header by @lekrow - here and on redbubble!!||

[70sscifiart]

Chris Foss would sometimes paint over his previous work. Here, he turns a western illustration into a sci-fi one.

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[catasters]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[captain-price-returns]

[tallspookylady]

it's simply the funniest thing to ever be written. oh my god

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[crafty-butch]

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[pangur-and-grim]

things I’ve noticed in the UK:

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die

[pangur-and-grim]

ohhh okay! amendment: cars will actively try to kill you for being small and made of flesh, instead of cool and metal like them

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[onion-souls]

I find a lot of anti-elf posturing in fantasy pretty lame because people will shit on elves and then draw orc and goblin women looking like this:

[onion-souls]

All fantasy races eventually convergently evolve to be wood elves.

Orc women, goblin women= green wood elves, sometimes with little tusks.

Dark elves shift from pure evil urbanites to morally ambiguous and chaotic adventurers= wood elf.

High elves civilizations break down, scatter, and go mad= wood elves

Beastfolk women eventually become wood elves with fur on their pointed ears

Why do Vampires have pointy ears? The sexiness, eternal life, and pointy ears are due to a bloodborne Wood Elfness diseass

Why are all these humans in this medieval fantasy world lean, and tall, with perfect skin? The Sylvanic Singularity pulls all into its Elvent Horizon

GNOMES ARE BECOMING SEXIER. THE FUCKING GNOMES

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[oneheadtoanother]

[mokeonn]

Here's the unedited comic for those curious:

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

The original is from June 18, 1959.

Some have called "they pay me in woims" Sluggo's catch phrase. It's not. He said it once, and folks on Bluesky loved it so much they say it all the time, especially in response to the Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller account. Here's the original "they pay me in woims" from February 22, 1978:

And, another mention of woims from September 13, 1949:

And the Woims Wednesday (aka Woimsday) image that gets posted almost every week because of the popularity of the word:

[asthe-crow-flies]

#without context the first edit cracked me up#because it reminds me of the actual chaos that tends to ensue with children in live performances#which is the voice that suddenly comes into their heads the minute they realize they've reached the point where no one can stop them#they can say anything. no gods no kings no scripted lines etc#sometimes the remorse sets in IMMEDIATELY too and then they just burst into tears or freeze up#but some of them get a laugh and then that's it all you can do is roll with the maid who gets paid in woims

(tags via @sunderwight)

peer reviewing this cause that's pretty much exactly what i was thinking before i read the rest of the post

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.