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klaus & diego / reader with powers

Anonymous said: How about Deigo and Klaus dating someone who is one of the 43 and has telekinetic powers.

↳ Klaus.

he is SO excited. he’s never met anyone outside his family like him! he asks so many questions, all very dumb and some even make you wonder if he has more than one braincell.

klaus’ first question towards your powers is if you can pass him his drinks from now on, when he’s too lazy. you say yes, sometimes. if he asks nicely.

he says you can be like flora, fauna and merryweather, meaning that when the place ends up becoming a mess, you can use your mind-powers to clean the place up. you say yes, but only for your own room, klaus’ mess is his own. he whines and says no fair.

he asks if you’ve ever thought of walking in the air while carrying yourself with your powers, you say no - and that that’s crazy. he says he’s curious.

whenever someone thinks about harming klaus in any way, you lift them with the move of a hand - and he thanks you profusely. when it  comes to interrogating someone in regards to missions, he takes the ‘good cop’ role, while you take the bad. this usually leads in your holding them over a cliff side, watching the tide come in as they beg for mercy.

the funniest use of your powers was when klaus asked if you could give luther a wedgie, which you did - and allison gave you a lecture of your goddamn life.

you and klaus together cause some of the most ridiculous things to happen - luther experiences more wedgies, allison seems to never find her phone - five’s cup of coffees are always empty once he looks away - diego’s knives are bent and rusty, and vanya’s violin is always on the top shelf!

↳ Diego.

when diego learns that you were one the 43, he immediately sets to testing you at whatever chance he gets. he pokes you often with a finger as he tries to see if you’ll throw him - you don’t - and even pulls your hair sometimes if he’s really looking for trouble.

the one time where you had used your powers in the beginning was to stop diego’s knives, turn them around to face him, and throw them back. they grazed him, but he was very impressed.

he thinks telekinesis is really fucking cool, and doesn’t hesitate to throw things at you, knowing damn well you’ll catch them.

he watches you in the kitchen sometimes when you and allison cook dinner together - watches at the ingredients float around you, as if waiting to be picked, and the cook book stays afloat in front of allison’s face. the cutlery all sets itself up on the table, and each chair lets itself out before anyone sits on it. it’s incredible. he acknowledges how much time and focus it takes for you to do this - but it also makes him worry.

diego wonders how much time alone you must’ve spent to perfect these ‘small’ but such useful actions. how much time have you spent alone to be able to move everything individually, and to know exactly where to put them, and who’s coming to sit and where? how much time had little [y/n] spent, wondering when they’d finally meet someone like them?

he worries that he won’t be able to make up for all the lost time, but he’s going to make sure that every moment with you, he treasures.

you ask him what’s got him so spaced out, and he says “your face,” you scrunch your nose and roll your eyes. he admires that smile for the rest of the day.

[kliegohargreeves]

incorrect diego and klaus texts

1. klaus as blue / diego as gray 

2. diego 

3. diego as blue about luther / klaus as gray

4. diego as blue / klaus as gray 

5. klaus as blue / diego as gray 

6. klaus as gray / diego as blue

7. diego as gray / klaus as blue

8. diego as blue / klaus as gray

9. klaus

10. and a painful one for the road, klaus as blue / diego as gray

[kliegohargreeves]

nobody:

diego hargreeves: 🗡 this is my protecting bisexuals knife

nobody:

diego hargreeves: 🔪 this is my protecting latinos knife

[kliegohargreeves]

incorrect diego & klaus texts part 2

1. diego as gray / klaus as blue 

2. klaus as gray / blue as diego

3. klaus as blue / diego as gray

4. gray as klaus / blue as diego

5. klaus

6. diego as blue / klaus as gray

7. klaus as gray / diego as blue

8. diego

9. klaus as gray / diego as blue

10. honestly this one could go either way you decide

Part 1

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klaus: diego, look! I bought you a “baby on board” sticker for your car!

diego: ....I don’t have a baby.

klaus: yeah but I’m always hitching rides with you

diego:

klaus: I’m baby

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diego + klaus as Fun Uncles™

look, klaus and diego may be a couple of chaotic motherfuckers but they would make the best pair of uncles in the world and here’s why:

klaus would tell their nieces/nephews sweet funny lighthearted ghost stories about their uncle ben so that they’d never fear the dark

despite numerous protests from any given sibling about not introducing their children to sharp objects, diego would secretly show them his collection of knives anyway, but also use it as an opportunity to talk about the danger and responsibility that comes with them (and they trust him and would never defy him, because he’s uncle diego)

whenever asked to babysit they’d team up and do it together because the other siblings wouldn’t trust either of them on their own, but they had to admit that they do make a great duo

staying up past bedtime to binge cartoons? check. as long as they pinky promised to go to bed when they said so. eating sweets at night? check. as long as they agreed to brush their teeth and floss after without a fight. 

speaking of floss, they’d definitely partake in learning any of those little fortnite dances that kids are into these days. except klaus would add his own little graceful gay twist which they’d definitely grow to enjoy and even try to emulate

klaus would have more fun playing hide and seek than they do and take it extremely seriously. when it was time for klaus to seek, diego would genuinely help them avoid klaus for as long as possible, causing actual frustration

“I KNOW you’re helping them diego just tell me where they are!” 

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, bro.“

but diego himself would choose the worst hiding spots so they’d find him easily on purpose

“Got you Uncle Diego!”

“Aww man, how’d you find me?”

(...he lets them win at everything, even lets them wrestle him to the ground when they play fight)

also, uncle diego is associated with two things: playing airplane (throwing the kids in the air) and PIGGYBACK RIDES

klaus is like “ME NEXT, ME NEXT!” just to make his nieces/nephews burst out laughing when he jumps on diego’s back

when uncle klaus comes to visit, it’s all about the presents baby

the kids don’t care for any expensive gifts/lavish toys from him, hell no. they just wanna see what weird items of clothing uncle klaus knitted for them this time, or what odd knick knacks he had for them to keep forever

one day he brings them all feather boas and accessories from his own closet and they strut around to music by only the most iconic ‘80s and ‘90s pop divas... and perhaps diego gets in on it too

diego and klaus would take them out at least twice a month (for ice cream, rock climbing, bowling, road trips, etc) just to spend time with them, and with each other, because they think they maybe love their dynamic as uncles even more than the kids do

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Could you do a diego x deaf!reader?

yeah! hopefully this is okay! much luvvv

diego & a deaf!reader would include …

him being very aware of his surroundings - much more than usual! he wants to put your safety over his, and generally listens out a lot more whenever you two are out late, or when he hears anything suspicious outside your apartment. he’s very, very aware of something being out of place.

diego also knows how much you dislike having to write on paper for him, or talk through text - so secretly, he has been taking ASL classes, hoping to surprise you on your birthday when he tells you he adores you.

but during the time before, he’s nearly always with you, and his full intention is to stay right here, by your side. he loves running his thumb over your knuckles, and he loves when you make the most ridiculous expressions when you catch him being a huge dork.

his grin lights up your life, and when your birthday came, he was your candle. diego’s hands are so rough, but he treats you like a sapphire in the harshness of the world.

when he tells you he loves you through ASL, and you recite it almost instantly, you don’t process for a moment exactly what he’d done - before turning to him so quickly he swear he heard your neck crack – you know ASL? diego? – and he sees the pure delight in your eyes, and he nods, still talking so you can read his lips just in case he messes his ASL up.

i wanted to talk to you. and hear you - not like that. like this. this is a part of you, too, and i want you to feel like there’s nothing that can stop us.

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