#diego headcanons

[lunamadrigal]

PLEASE give me your assumptions on how Diego flirts cause I need giggle juice right now or any Diego thoughts you've been secretly keeping to yourself. I'm taking notes 👀

[eragonmoore]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! So there is the old lady who we can assume is Reginalds wife who dies at the end (? I don't remember) of season one. Knowing he dated and cared for Grace its reasonable to assume that that was her. Even if that wasn't her we still know that Reginald designed Grace (robot) after Grace (human.) (I know I'm all over the place here, stay with me.) Now after Human Grace finds out via Diego that Reginald was planning on killing the president (or at least she thinks, all he says is that he can't tell her) she breaks up with him and storms off. Since Diego shouldn't have been in that timeline, we know that it wouldn't have happened in the S1 timeline which is why Robot Grace exists. What I'm trying to say is that everyone wanting to see Robot Grace in S3 is out of luck since she shouldn't exist!! 🌸

[kliegohargreeves]

incorrect diego & klaus texts part 2

1. diego as gray / klaus as blue 

2. klaus as gray / blue as diego

3. klaus as blue / diego as gray

4. gray as klaus / blue as diego

5. klaus

6. diego as blue / klaus as gray

7. klaus as gray / diego as blue

8. diego

9. klaus as gray / diego as blue

10. honestly this one could go either way you decide

Part 1

[harringtonheartache]

Diego Hargreeves x Reader Honeymoon Headcanons:

Requested by @dawnson-hargreeves 💕

Summary:

Going on a honeymoon to Madrid, Spain (your birthplace) with your husband Diego

“Diego you cannot bring your knifes”

“Why not?”

“What will you even need them for?”

“...”

Falling asleep on his shoulder during the long flight there

He thought it was adorable

Might have taken selfies with you asleep

That was only the beginning of the photo taking

Taking so many pictures to show your family

Making him pose in front of everything

“Did you get it?”

“STAY THERE!”

Diego wanting to go all-out on the site seeing because this is the first real vacation he has really been on 

Visiting places you remember from your childhood (if you grew up here)

If not, submerging yourself in the culture for the first time & feeling connected to your roots

You definitely make Diego go to art museums with you

He ends up being really fascinated by the art

Romantic walks through the beautiful gardens 🌳 

Visiting El Rastro on Sunday to walk the streets and look at all of the cute flea market booths

He found it hard to picture himself getting married before you

So he is just so fucking happy & grateful to be your spouse

Seeing the Royal Palace!!

Going out to dinner every night because he wants to spoil you

Enjoying amazing Spanish foods in surreal, romantic scenes 

Hiring a boat in El Retrio

He feels relaxed getting a break from his family for a bit

I mean he loves them, but boy needs a  v a c a t i o n  

You pick out souvenirs for the whole family

Him falling asleep on YOUR shoulder on the flight home

You want to make fun of him for it but he looks too cute & peaceful

(You do take his picture though)

When you get back you print out all of the photos you guys took and make a cute lil scrapbook

He is so happy to have good memories to look back on :,)

[ventoaureorun]

One more please HC for Diego where he turns into a dino every time he blushes

[ this is going to go horribly.]

✖ DIEGO BRANDO ✖- Steel Ball Run is going great, he’s come in first a few times, turned into a dinosaur once, life’s good.- That was until he realised that there seemed to be a horrible side effect for whenever he gets embarrassed.- First time it happened was when someone mentioned that he would have made a cute couple with you, luckily it was in the hotel lounge late at night so there weren’t many people who saw the egoistical boy turn into a dinosaur.- Second time it happened, was when he lost to Johnny and tired out his horse so much he couldn’t continue for a while. It was a disaster, his horse was now tired and terrified of his dino form, walking back was a mess.- At least then, there was no one to see the confused dinosaur. Bless that.- And each subsequent time it happened Diego just swore to find a way out of this, knowing it would lead to some horrible instance soon, he wasn’t THAT lucky.- The most memorable time it happened was when you spoke to him after that same part of the race, he just turned back into a human only to see you telling him not to give up and that you were concerned when he wasn’t in the top 10- Then it was dino time, queue a mix of a dino/human scream of irritation, and his embarrassment when you got over the initial shock and said he was cute as a dinosaur just left him in his current state even longer.- “ Stop talking to me!” He tried his best to push you away so he would have less of a chance to get flustered but you laughed it off and said you know he doesn’t mean it before BAM DINO TIME!- It’s horrible he hates it but to see you smile every time he gets blushy and turns into a dinosaur was half worth it, thank god you didn’t get scared away.- The irritation kicks in when you purposely pull off some embarrassing stunts and getting him involved, that’s when he actually scolds you for it, though your pure apology of course turned him into a dino again but you promised to stop and he was ok with it. - Will this hell ever end, he hopes you’ll end up with a stand that can help him or Jesus save this man. Dino love is pure love.

[kliegohargreeves]

diego + klaus as Fun Uncles™

look, klaus and diego may be a couple of chaotic motherfuckers but they would make the best pair of uncles in the world and here’s why:

klaus would tell their nieces/nephews sweet funny lighthearted ghost stories about their uncle ben so that they’d never fear the dark

despite numerous protests from any given sibling about not introducing their children to sharp objects, diego would secretly show them his collection of knives anyway, but also use it as an opportunity to talk about the danger and responsibility that comes with them (and they trust him and would never defy him, because he’s uncle diego)

whenever asked to babysit they’d team up and do it together because the other siblings wouldn’t trust either of them on their own, but they had to admit that they do make a great duo

staying up past bedtime to binge cartoons? check. as long as they pinky promised to go to bed when they said so. eating sweets at night? check. as long as they agreed to brush their teeth and floss after without a fight. 

speaking of floss, they’d definitely partake in learning any of those little fortnite dances that kids are into these days. except klaus would add his own little graceful gay twist which they’d definitely grow to enjoy and even try to emulate

klaus would have more fun playing hide and seek than they do and take it extremely seriously. when it was time for klaus to seek, diego would genuinely help them avoid klaus for as long as possible, causing actual frustration

“I KNOW you’re helping them diego just tell me where they are!” 

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, bro.“

but diego himself would choose the worst hiding spots so they’d find him easily on purpose

“Got you Uncle Diego!”

“Aww man, how’d you find me?”

(...he lets them win at everything, even lets them wrestle him to the ground when they play fight)

also, uncle diego is associated with two things: playing airplane (throwing the kids in the air) and PIGGYBACK RIDES

klaus is like “ME NEXT, ME NEXT!” just to make his nieces/nephews burst out laughing when he jumps on diego’s back

when uncle klaus comes to visit, it’s all about the presents baby

the kids don’t care for any expensive gifts/lavish toys from him, hell no. they just wanna see what weird items of clothing uncle klaus knitted for them this time, or what odd knick knacks he had for them to keep forever

one day he brings them all feather boas and accessories from his own closet and they strut around to music by only the most iconic ‘80s and ‘90s pop divas... and perhaps diego gets in on it too

diego and klaus would take them out at least twice a month (for ice cream, rock climbing, bowling, road trips, etc) just to spend time with them, and with each other, because they think they maybe love their dynamic as uncles even more than the kids do

[evanssthot]

nsfw**!

sex with diego hargreeves would include..

- mega power goddamn switch. if you’re a bottom he will fuck you till you can’t walk again but if you’re a top he will let YOU fuck him till he can’t walk again

- daddy kink oop

- no matter if he’s feeling dom or sub he’s always gonna tease you in public and in front of the academy

- important meetings where they’re talking about missions they’re leaving for in a few minutes but interestingly he only seems interested in how you squirm when he thumbs your clit through your pants

- oh but how the tables are turned when you have nowhere to sit so you sit on his lap and press right up to his dick

- he doesn’t have a preference to boobs or butts tbh just give him attention and he’s already hooked

- it’s probably impossible to count how many kinks this guy has got but oh boy here we go:

• tying up his lover

• overstimulation / denial

• when you beg for him mmmmmm

• biting of course

• scratching down his back drives him fucking mad

• gentle knife play ONLY if you’ve consented like 87 times

- damn this boy is the most competitive person in the universe so you know there’s gonna be fuckin games involved there

- “princess, i have a proposition.. first to make a sound loses?”

“you’re on, knife boy”

- ok but his moans are so fuckin hot i can’t even imagine

- going down on him and he sucks in a sharp breath and groans reaaaally low

- alternatively, him going down on you and laughing when you beg him for more stimulation

- “patience, sweetheart.”

- mega highkey a sugar daddy

- he only owns turtleneck sweaters and black t shirts so if you give him hickies he’ll show them off by walking around shirtless like a damn idiot

- “get your hands off my ass we’re on a mission”

- he’s constantly horny honestly don’t try to lie to me

- the rumors about big dick energy are real lbh

- he’s a lip biter

- so much aftercare afterwards. gonna cuddle you for hours and make sure you drink water and tie up your hair and shower with you and basically do whatever you need

- someone give me a diego UGH

[evanssthot]

cuddles w/ diego hargreeves

- DONT even try to tear him away. big clingy baby boy

- if you’re cuddling and you need to get up to use the bathroom or go fix food or whatever he’s just not gonna let you go

- he’s big spoon and he’s closest to the door. usually no exceptions because he’s gonna protect his girl/boy no matter what

- there’s a lot of variation on how you guys cuddle. but, you do choose favorites:

• he sometimes lays on your chest and compliments how comfy your boobs (or lack thereof) are as pillows while you’re highkey suffocating (his favorite)

• you sometimes lay your head on his chest and he pets your hair and calls you princess and kisses your forehead (your favorite)

• classic spooning. you’re scrunched up and he’s got one of his arms over your stomach, hand laced with yours and the other arm tracing shapes into your scalp while he also pets your hair (he likes petting your hair. you don’t complain) ((the most common middle ground))

- oh god. one of the Academy boys ends up coming into the room while you’re all snuggled up together and loudly proclaims that there’s a dumb family meeting or some shit and diego just groans and points at you

- you’re still sleeping of course and ain’t nobody wanna wake you up and not only make YOU mad but piss diego the fuck off

- calling Luther into the room so that someone can pry your arms from around him and it just doesn’t work

- the force of love is just too strong <3 :,)

- loudly cuddlefucking so nobody ever interrupts cuddle sessions again

- “diego fucking hargreeves could you put your boner back for two seconds so i can sLEEP”

- “can we-”

“y/n honey we’re not watching legally blonde again”

- his room is gonna he extremely cold. Reginald brought up all the kids so that they would adapt to cold rooms

- you’re shivering to death and he profusely apologizes while throwing blankets on you and black sweaters at you

- it’s an excuse to lay in the fetal position on top of him and absorb his warmth

- he’s so whiny

- “babbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... come here and kiss me”

- tangling up your various limbs together so you don’t know whose is whose

- sweet and passionate make outs right before your “goodnight”s

- “hey dumb bitch i love you”