#dilf day

[rogunetocentral]

Happy DILF day to this man.

[marlinspirkhall]

Happy DILF day 🖖

[trollprince420]

Posting more selfies because I’m hot

[fruitsoxs]

roberto drabble????? staring 👁👁 love me an old man

happy dilf day <3

pairing; roberto de niro x (AFAB) reader warnings; !nsfw minors dni!, smut, thigh riding, pwp tbh

notes; uhhhhhhhh anyway-

“Well this is…bad luck…” His gruff voice sends shivers down your spine, his lips dangerously close to your ear. It comes out in a soft whisper. Currently, you’re pressed up against each other in the tightest space known to man, hiding away from the gunshots outside. Your face is crammed into his chest, his smell (some cheap cologne mixed with cigarette smoke) invading every breath you take.  One of his arms wrapped around your back and the other pressed against the wall behind you. You’re almost straddling one of his legs, which is making you go absolutely insane with the horniest  thoughts. You’re pressed so close together that every movement feels intimate. 

It happened so fast. One moment the group was simply traveling along a small town, stopping to grab some water. Next thing you know one of the locals recognizes Vash, and soon enough every single person is after the bounty on his head. They don’t seem to care who you are either, you’re with Vash so they were on your ass too. Roberto, being the fast thinker he is, decided to suddenly pull you along with him into a tight space between two buildings.

You’re definitely hidden from the fight outside, but now you’re stuck like this. For who knows how long. 

Another gunshot from outside makes you flinch, and the older man sighs as he pulls you closer. His hand on your back moves in comforting circles. His touch is so soft. You can’t seem to relax though. The action outside is scary, but the real problem is that you have this huge crush on this old reporter. Being so close to him is making your heart beat so fast you’re sure it’s about to explode.

He shifts around slightly, his leg pressing a bit too close to a place you have only dreamed he would touch. “Sorry.” He mumbles, his breath hitting your ear. Your hands grip into the fabric of his shirt, as you try to keep it together. He must notice your distress because he pauses for a moment. “What’s wrong?” he asks. You bite your cheek, suddenly very glad your head is pressed into his chest. He can’t see how red your face is. “Just nervous. Don’t want to die here” You reply.

It isn’t a lie, but it isn’t the full truth either. You’re nervous for sure, but it’s definitely not because of the gunshots outside. He lets out a soft “Hm” and leans in closer. “Now feel free to push me out there into the fire if I’m wrong, but I don’t quite believe you.” He whispers, his hand on your back moving up to the back of your head. “You’ve never been this nervous around guns before.” He continues, and the space suddenly feels even smaller. He’s too smart.

When you don’t answer he chuckles. It’s a low chuckle that makes his chest vibrate. 

Suddenly his leg shifts again, applying just a little bit of pressure between your legs. You let out a soft whimper and tense up right away. What is he doing? There’s no way he’s doing this on purpose right? But he proves you wrong by moving his leg again. This time the pressure is more intense. Your hips move on their own, seeking that sweet feeling. “There you go.” He mumbles, and suddenly his lips are trailing down your neck. He bites and sucks at the sensitive spot.

Soft moans leave your lips. His facial hair tickles your skin a bit, but you don’t mind. It all feels good. Too good to be happening while you’re hiding away from a bunch of people that want you dead. He pushes you so your back is pressed against the wall. His hands fly down to your hips and grip them tightly. You tilt your head back finally, looking up at his own rosy cheeks. 

“Ro-Robertto-” He cuts you off by digging his nails into your hips, shushing you softly. “Shh. We don’t want everyone to hear what we’re doing, now do we?” He asks as he pulls you against his leg. Your hands fly up to your lips as you let out a muffled cry. You nod your head as he moves you against his leg. “Good girl.”

It takes everything within you not to die right there and then. Your body is on fire, eyes half lidded as you ride his leg. He grunts a bit, dilated eyes focused on your lulled out face. He seems to be enjoying this even more than you. You don’t even notice as the gunshots stop. He leans in and presses his lips against yours finally. Just as he does you feel that fire in your gut hit its peak, and suddenly you’re cumming on his leg. 

It doesn’t seem like he intends on stopping until the voices from your group start calling out for the two of you.  He slows down his movements against your sensitive cunt, smirking as he pulls away. You whine at the sudden loss of his warmth. “Don’t give me that look sweetheart.” he mumbles, pressing a soft kiss against your temple. “We can definitely go again later.” he promises before adjusting the hard on in his pants and stepping out into the sunlight again.

You follow soon after fixing your clothes. 

“Fucking Christ we’ve been looking everywhere for you two-” Wolfwood’s eyes land on your neck. “Is that a hickey?” He asks and your face turns bright red. You look over at Roberto with a slack jaw, and he shrugs. “Oops.”

[one-sadistic-bitch]

Happy dilf day everyone

[skjeinon]

dad kreids

ITS FATHER’s DAY, fuck it WE BALL

dad chris?? girl dad chris. GIRL DAD CHRIS!!!

- when he finds out you’re pregnant, he freaks out and immediately puts everything on the back burner to be the best husband he possibly can be

- big baby shower and simple gender reveal (fuck those environment damaging ones)

- and when you have the girl, he is absolutely head over heels for this little girl.

- “don’t get up, i got it..” when she cries at night so you can sleep and lots of dressing her up in outfits he thinks look nice while you sit there, just admiring chris and his antics.

- the baby has his eyes and you suspect they’ll have similar noses as well and she definitely takes after her father. after a year or two, she’s learning fast and so so smart.

- when she’s old enough, she becomes interested in playing piano. one morning you walk into the living room to see her sitting in his lap with his hands over hers, playing a simple song. you almost sob.

- he reads her books all the time and right now their goodnight book is narnia. it’s all she talks about.

- when she’s old enough, you both agree to let her skate and choose if she likes it, and if she does, you’ll let her choose figure skating or hockey for her extracurricular. obviously you do it only if she wants to, but chris had been begging since you got serious to make sure you at least tried to push her to play hockey

- going to a school in new york city, it was astounding when chris kreider showed up to pick her up. especially to those boys who absolutely adored him. (her friends at hockey practice thought it was even cooler..)

- chris spoils her. her bedroom is shelves and shelves of books. she always has good, new hockey gear when she needs it. he lets her pick her own outfits and he takes her out to get ice cream whenever she wants.

- the kreider family takes forever to expand only because he was too obsessed with his wife and daughter to think about having another. you also have chewbacca, his dog. so in his eyes he was satisfied.

- her growing up is hard on chris because no matter how much time he took for her, it never felt like enough for him

- hockey dad fights in the parking lot of the rink. and he always wins.

- protective of his family!!!

[huggybug]

i just want to give y’all an update on my blog and everything going on rn…

so with school ending, my schedule is changing with work and long story short, i won’t really be able to post on the weekends throughout the summer.

also, i think hughes day will be more of a monthly thing since doing 2 days per week is actually overwhelming silly me for thinking i could do that! however, i’ll try and do a special day every month in addition to dilf day which will stay weekly:)

as of APRIL 10!

dilf day - mondays

also with that being said, next week (april 3-9) there won’t be any special days. i’m going to post anything i already have written but no new requests will be written for these days.

if you do send in a request, it will most likely be posted during the following week :)

i just want to post this so that nobody is confused when i’m not putting as much out this week❣️

[unamedherlochnessmonster]