YOUNICKNAMEDMYDAUGHTERAFTERTHELOCHNESSMONSTER?

BLANK/EMPTY ACCOUNTS WILL BE BLOCKED!!!!

[11cool]

Canon Serennedy ⛓♥️

[geddy-leesbian]

boyfriends

[bodhrancomedy]

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The sound of it hitting the bookcase should be bottled for easy laughter.

[disregardandfelicity]

[joanoforca]

today i realised that twilight eclipse is named eclipse because edward ( representing the sun because he shines in the sun i guess ) disappears and jacob ( he’s a werewolf so he’s the moon obvi) replaces him . following the same pattern as the sun and the moon during an eclipse . i don’t know if i’m stupid and this is common knowledge but whatever

[rosetta-j-stone]

Friend: Did you see the eclipse the other day?

Me: Better! I got footage!

Them: Oh really?

Me: Yeah! Wanna see?

Them: OK : D

Me:

Them: ...

Me: ...

Them: I hate you

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

i miss u guys :(( where did everyone go??

[sovietunion]

Not to defend booktok weirdos but the amount of people in a comment section saying "these people who are obsessed with smut books are literally porn addicts" is insane because if you don't see the difference between smut books written by some random woman and a multi billion dollar industry built on the exploitation of women and minorities and the commodification of their bodies... idk what to tell you. Obviously those books aren't your critical thinking skills.

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

[twilight-sagas]

When millennials work in government

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

does anyone else get the magnum vagina sandwich ads

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

”POV: you’re making your favourite sandwich”

Well not for me but im sure there is a *certain* demographic that would enjoy this sandwhich yes

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

does anyone else get the magnum vagina sandwich ads

[thethoughtsofafangirl]

Her happiness had become the most important thing. More important than my own.

(x)

[synthient]

Every john wick character: How can you possibly justify all the people you've allowed to die for you. By any imaginable ethical standard, shouldn't you have let yourself get shot like 3 movies ago

John Wick:

Every john wick character: Well, that's true. You are hot and charismatic with soulful eyes. You've got me there.

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

wish that were me rn

(John Wick, 2014, dir. Chad Stahelski) (bathhouse scene)

[teamjacobthot]

this is still the single funniest moment of the entire twilight saga