#dilles

[schumis-weddingdress]

This is how I perceive them btw

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Didier: Is it still visible? Where Gilles slapped me?

Elio: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Alain: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Nelson: A palm reader could tell Gilles's future by looking at your face.

Riccardo: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Didier: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

[bluesourkiwi]

Trying out different things with new brush…

Was gonna post this ⬆️separately but i now think this looks too shippy to tag the drivers snvwmvk

Anyways I drew this today! It’s just a doodle but i guess something is better than nothing

[felixa2728]

Elio is taking a bath

Nelson *rushes into the bathroom*: Elio I need your help.

Elio: WTF?! Can you please no?

*he tries to cover his body with foam*

*it fails*

Nelson *takes a quick glance at him*: Ohhh

Elio *sprays him wet*: what do you want? And turn the fuck around!

Nelson: So it's like this

Elio: You're in love with Alain?

Nelson at the same time: I'm in love with Alain, I know this is very unexpected.

Elio *hands his head* growls: it's been clear for two- three-- 'how long have you known alain'-years

Renè *comes in*: Ah, hello Nelson.

Elio: Can you... Hello?

Nelson and Renè in chorus: lock your door.

Nelson *sits down on the toilet*: I don't want to be in love..

Renè *points at Nelson and looks at Elio*: Has he admitted to himself that he likes Alain?

Elio just nods

Nelson: How... Huh?

Nelson: Well, in any case, I just want to be with him, but I also not.. I dont understand my...

*he is interrupted by the door opening again*.

Gilles and Didier come in kissing and giggling.

Gilles: Oh I thought because the door is open, it's free... Hey Renè!

Nelson looks from Didier to Gilles and back again

Elio does a wet manoeuvre.

Nelson rushes out of the door and starts screaming.

Renè: Everyone knows what's going on between you, why is Nelson shouting like that?

Niki: I heard shouting what happened?

What kind of party is this? *has to start laughing*

Elio completely unnerved: I just wanted to take a bath...

All together again: Lock the door.

Niki: What did Nelson mean about Gilles and Didier sleeping together, I thought that was common knowledge.

Renè: Well, he's a bit stupid and inattentive.

*tries to disappear subtly*

Didier: Wait, why were you here?

Elio: I would like to know that from all of you.

Niki *patterns Renè*: well I know but I think...

Gilles *checks it*: Oh my god... Renè saw Nelson and went after him and looks at him funny... Renè has a crush on Nelson...

Renè: No why should I... Yeah well fuck off. *goes*

Elio: Can you throw me a towel please?

Didier hands him one.

Elio: turn around or leave.

Gilles opens the door and Nigel is standing in front of it.

Didier, Gilles and Niki: Ohhh Well we'll leave you to it then. *wink*

Gilles *turn around*: Please lock the door *giggles*

[schumis-weddingdress]

One of the main reasons why Villeroni is so dear to me because they both literally look like wet kittens. They belong to the stray baby animal looking part of the male population.

If they looked like the dudes from heated rivalry I feel like I couldn’t take their lore half as seriously, but they’re just so 🥺 little dudes I-

[schumis-weddingdress]

HOW am I meant to read this chapter without losing my sanity.

| book: Motor racing’s strangest races by Geoff Tibballs |

[schumis-weddingdress]

My 13th reason?

Is that me and my bsf are genuinely fem!villeroni

Middle pic is mine. I didn’t wanna show our full faces but she really does look like Gilles a LOT and I resemble Didi eventho I have long hair and not an atrocious bowl cut. But it really is a bit freaky😭 and to top it off, our personalities are the exact opposite.

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Didier: Gilles is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Alain: Okay, did you talk before he got upset?

Didier: ...Yes?

Alain: That's probably it.