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“Say it ain’t so, Joe”
Many have been lead to believe that the first running of the Dinoco 400 was a three way tie. This has been supported by leaked footage of the race officials replay booth film. However, film acquired by sources preferring to stay anonymous has now confirmed that Chick Hicks was the actual, sole winner of the Dinoco 400. As seen below, in a frame by frame analysis, we can clearly see that prior to any car breaking the plane, Chick has a 2 pixel lead on The King. After all cars break the plane, we see that Chick has a 3 pixel lead on all cars. By using the Law of Averages we can infer that Chick Hicks had to have been the sole winner, and that the footage used to determine the race was clearly doctored footage, pre-filmed by Pixar executives who wanted to see the race re-run in order to gain more airtime for their sponsors in order to save their floundering company.
Figure 1. Chick Ahead Of The King By 2 Pixel Lead
Figure 2. Chick Leading All Cars Across The Finish Line By 3 Pixels
This shameful (and quite easily debunked) lie resulted in the race being re-run, many more hours of sponsored air time for race enthusiasts, and significant losses for all racers involved. At this time we move to have Pixar answer for its obvious and heavy handed involvement in the delivery of the race footage to the judges booth.
Figure 3. Clearly Doctored Footage Being Reviewed On Race Day