Me and Courtney re: Albert and Lewis
One of my two "problem child" mentoring gigs was Albert, a kid out of the military that had a fuck-you attitude and no concept of office appropriate.
Courtney: Have you had to write Albert's review yet?
Me: Peer review? No. I think they're waiting to see how the new system of reviews will be done. Remember they're doing them all at once from now on.
Courtney: ah, yea, thats true. His must have been written up than already because Sara and I were talking about it and she said that everything has gone into his PAF report or whatever
Me: PS a PAF is a Payroll Action Form. IT's that thing you sign whenever you get an increase.
Courtney: Ah! There are just too many different things to remember! Either way, she said he is on notice.
Me: Probably the PIP then.
How many people have gone on a PIP before their first 3 months, I wonder.
Courtney: So, what does it do? Basically, lay out a plan that they need to follow or their out?
Me: I guess it's like probation. They give you a plan to follow, and if you mess up, you're out. I know one person got fired for being a no call, no show two days in a row while on a PIP. He called in the third day and was like "Oh, I wasn't sure if I had those days off."
God, Albert's over here talking about various types of skinheads. When the ignorance gets too much, I put the headphones on :P
Courtney: Well, I might just shot him and email and remind him at he's at work and thats not appropriate to talk about. You could always say "when you're bad, they send you to the corner!" and point to me and I'll look all chained and dead. It's not your job to have to baby sit him, and I wish Sara would send him an email and just be like "You know, thats not appropriate". Or even Phil. He won't know to stop if nobody tells him
Me: Well I'd really like to say, "Hey, not to rain on your parade here, but you're supposed to be working, not straight-lacing Jaime's boots and telling her about the difference between skinheads and neo-nazis, explaining the color codes skinheads have with their bootlaces, like you're in high school study hall." But honestly I'm just like the parent who says, "Yeah okay, have fun robbing the 7-11" and shotguns some more vodka.
I'm sorry but I had to giggle at "I'll look all chained and dead." :D
Courtney: Eh. He brags about all the nazi stuff he has on his myspace, and I told him be better clean up his act, because he's not in the military anymore... and I'm surprised Sara hasn't said anything, because she certinaly didn't have a problem telling me I was out of line.
And I could totally pull off the whole "beaten and broken" look. All I really need to do is start drooling and I think I may be there.
Me: His ass is so dead. If this goes on my EPR I'll say, "A general goes to war with the army he's got" and throw myself on the mercy of the court. They never said I had to discipline him.
Courtney: I don't think you'll get a bad EPR about it, because it's HE who isn't making the effort. You're doing the right thing by trying to get him to wean off of you, but it doesn't seem to be getting the point very well. And Sara said she's going to try to sit with him twice a week to watch him for a while. I remember when I hit the floor I needed some "extra" special attention, but I certianly don't remember being so helpless like he seems to make himself out to be. I went up to training once to visit him and just say 'hi' and he shoved his keyboard over to me and said "do this, I don't feel like it." I just looked at him like... what? And he use to email me every day and complain about having to read the DCS. I think he's a good kid, but maybe he's more suited for a military life, and not the slowness of [company].
Either way, he needs to learn to just pay more attention to his work. Same with Lewis... he's starting to ride my nerves as well...
Me: I bet... [husband]'s noticed too, how he'll just jabber on with Matt's dad. He told Sara to keep note of it and she's like, "My hands are tied!" and he said no, not talk to him about it yet, just keep a record.
Albert thinks it's hilarious. He wishes he could sit next to Lewis and egg him on. Finds it amusing. I hope that never happens :P
Courtney: And if Albert ever sat next to Lewis, I think Lewis would get mad. I couldn't believe how much of a jerk he was to Kerry yesterday! He had a question about [redacted], and of course nobody wanted to answer his question, and Kerry looked at him and said "I can help you" but he ignored her, so I said "Kerry knows how to do [redacted], she got it in training" and he said "yea, but I want to talk to someone who can answer my question." She just turned around and started editing again. Even Jason turned to me and was like "what an ass..."
Me: He's a total cock. One day Saul sent Yong over to help him with something and he started arguing with her and yelling and shouted at her to "remove [herself] from the situation!" I made a note of it on my peer review for him. Oh man I said at that time all the things I'd say if he ever chose me for a peer epr, and I guess he figured I lend him my county boundary permissions all the time so he'd choose me. I was honest, that's all I can say.
Courtney: Lewis is a jerk. I would like to see how long he'd last before yelling at Albert, or to see who gets annoyed first, but, that should happen at a team meeting so we can all watch.
Me: Dude yes. Get some use out of those incident reports. And I could finally write something under "personnel issues."
Courtney: So me being chained and dead doesn't make it under personnel issues?
Me: It's a known issue ;p