#distress?

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: Brendon Urie ( N/A ) has an evil twin brother, Stevon Uaoi ( N/A ), who is the front man of a country music band named, “Distress? In A Club,” whose lineup has stayed entirely the same since the early 2000s.

[stylestappen]

THIS CHEEKY FUCKING MESSAGE IN THE CORNER OF THEIR LITTLE COWBOY DANCE MONTAGE???

[row-mance-101]

Slowly becoming progressively more useless because I'm in love, so there goes my grades and my ability to sleep.

[hathaway-hayes]

Cockroach and Maiden

The cockroaches surrounded but one Fair Maiden; Seeking Singapore and suns absent the, “other.” I kicked one, her infernal and insect aside, oh Fair Maiden; Fleeing his promise and same mistake I’d made prior. So to, the unspoken alliance ensues, both sought and awry, our – Recounted Freedoms Born the dogs that are kicked and the dogs bite back. Veil and anew, below and bellied-up bugs; Fair Maiden Conquered, “yes,” but, agreed, our ulterior master born body. We no longer fear and be gone the spiny legs, Fair Maiden; For carrion’s a distance and the fruit’s now atop nose; We’ve learned to love again.

     - L.C.

[lady-and-the-gif]

[assguardlan-blog]

Vague noises of distaste.

[payslipgig]

i wonder how many relationship problems start with your partner being the person who wakes you up in the morning