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My brother made this blog, my other brother locked me out, and now I'm here. Billy Kaplan | Gay | Head Over Heels

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This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

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He looks petrified

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Perfect magnets

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Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

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Originally posted by fencehopping

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Magnets are pure bullshit.

Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.

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I love magnets

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Source: http://favim.com/user/stffs/

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Teddy always manages to catch pictures of me looking like I’m plotting something… when tbh I was probably thinking about making dinner

feat my plant babies and some very nice tea because it’s rather chill outside

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I forgot I had a blog and in my absence like 6 weird titled porn bots followed me and I blame Tommy.

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I know why skinny jeans make my thighs feel cold but does that mean I’m gonna ever a) stop complaining or b) wear different pants?

Nope.

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scrltwch reblogged your post “Our fire alarm doesn’t like me because I turn it off when I do magic stuff sometimes so in return it screams when...”

You told me a long time ago that you accidentally queued this post but I, a forgetful trash can, didn’t remember. And so out of nowhere I thought you were relating to my fire alarm woes.

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So fuck VR for RE7 I’m just gonna play the rest of the game normally because I’ve been jumping at every sound for the past three hours.

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I FORGOT RESIDENT EVIL CAME OUT TODAY AND I HAVE IT PREORDERED.

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In exactly one week I will possess the new Resident Evil game and will likely need to be held for several hours after playing it in VR because I’m a glutton for punishment.

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third base is when he sees u cry for the first time

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i’m Elizabeth

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Elizabeth: Sagittarius, GEMINI, AQUARIUS, Leo, Taurus, Scorpio

camera guy: VIRGO, Aries, Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn, Libra

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@glitterfeyrac

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YOU LITERALLY JUST DRANK A SPORT

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I can’t wait for the Nintendo switch to come out so I can try to beat Teddy at yet another Smash game