#divorced again

[risingchaos]

*in imitation of the beginning of The Magic School Bus theme*

“New love interest, everyone!”

“Please let this be a normal relationship.”

“With the Gallaghers? No way!”

[toiletwipes]

Fuck you.

I no longer simp for you. Getting removed from my simping list /j

Fuck YOU

I will no longer simp for you VERBALLY

[toiletwipes]

Y’know what

I should be offended being kin assigned Wilbur, but I’m not

Because Wilbur is hot and that means I’m hot. Also makes sense makes sense

Why don’t you love me dear?

You were already hot before so-

And I do love you, we're just getting divorced 😤😤

[toiletwipes]

Then call me KarlNap because I’m leaving your ass 😚✌️ /j

YOU ARE A B IT C H

[bandedperiwinkle]

someone once wished upon a star to make the right have as much infighting as the left and that was how the australian liberal-nationals coalition was born

[toiletwipes]

Who's Wilbur and who's Quackity then?

Mmmmmmm

I think I'm both because the lovely drinks on my desk say so <33

[toiletwipes]

I'm sorry kids,,,

Also wait does it technically make us Dadza and Mumza,,,

Because now everyone is our children,,,

Smh smh

I think it would make us more like Wilbur and Quackity /j 💀💀💀 because we're arguing in front of the kids more than anything 💀

[toiletwipes]

OH OKAY ITS GONNA BE LIKE THAT?

IM REPLACING YOU WITH A COOKIE FUCK YOU

KEEP YOUR COOKIE FUCK YOU

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, NOW THE KIDS KNOW