#dk day

[opening5equence]

DK DAY!!

[strayboyz]

★꩜ HAPPY DK DAY

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[1kroolkroc]

I drive a chevrolet movie theatre

Surprise! You thought you’ve seen the end of my infodumping and headcanons of King K. Rool? Nah, the last post was only just the beginning. (also happy DK Day)

King K. Rool hates bananas because of their texture. Any food or recipe with bananas in it, he will automatically refuse to eat it, even if it is the only option available to him.

He sleeps with his regular eye closed and his bloodshot eye open. This freaks the hell out of anyone who’s spent the night with him.

If he’s angry enough, he will slip into a state of mind where he behaves very similarly to a realistic crocodile. This is not something that is under his control. It takes a week at most and a few days at least for him to return back to his normal state.

King K. Rool has horrible teamwork skills. He may be able to rule an entire kingdom, but it’s incredibly hard, if not impossible, for him to coexist with a teammate he doesn’t like. He also can’t stand not being the one in charge, so when someone else is the leader, he tries desperately to make himself the leader any way he can.

His favorite food is fish. He’ll eat any kind of fish, but his favorite one to eat is salmon.

He hates the texture of certain furs, so expect him not to be accepting any type of hug from Donkey Kong or Diddy any time soon, even if you do accept the headcanon that he is reformed.

He tends to flip-flop between “Let’s make some NOISE!!! :D” and “If you smack your lips one more time, I will literally throw the entire dinner table at you, you slow-witted simian.”

He has at least 2 novels worth of colorful insults for just about anyone he hates. They range from silly-sounding ones that are targeted and oddly specific for the receiver to serious roasts that hurt even the ones they aren’t aimed towards.

He doesn’t believe in astrology or any kind of superstition, but he’s such a sucker for conspiracy theories such as the “Every Copy of Super Mario 64 is Personalized” theory.

[thepandeyg]

🥰🎂🎂나는 앞으로 당신에게 건강하고 풍요로운 삶을 기원합니다. 생일 친구!🎂🎂🥰

[igotatinyneostay-blog]

the8: so seungkwan sneezed earlier and I said, "shut the fuck up" instead of, "thank you"

Vernon: . . . how does that even happen??

[99deux]

SEOKHAN + 고맙다 (THANKS)

[frantasblue]

Happy DK Vernon day!!! ❤️❤️❤️💎🥕

[juchoii]

Happy birthday to our one and only Lee Seokmin/Dokyeom! Please stay healthy and happy! Our “doreunja” and our sunshine, please stay safe and healthy! You will always have the love of us Carats. Happy birthday to our sunshine, Lee Seokmin.