The DMCN show writing is so abysmal I couldn’t even enjoy my man Vergil killing supercops to Bodies by Drowning Pool. Do you know how bad your writing has to be for me to not be jumping up and down in delight at that.
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The DMCN show writing is so abysmal I couldn’t even enjoy my man Vergil killing supercops to Bodies by Drowning Pool. Do you know how bad your writing has to be for me to not be jumping up and down in delight at that.
by god i will make them domestic and spread my agenda BUT THE ADHD MEDS ONLY WANNA DO COMIC AND COMM WORK GRRR
BRO, imagine this; dante or vergil from netflix with a reader like lapis lazuli from steven universe! You can decide if is platonic or romantic obviosly, i just love lapis man
I like the idea of this being a platonic relationship, mainly because I find very little of that kind of content in this version of Dante.
Dante Sparda with Platonic! Lapiz Lasuli! Reader
Let's agree on something: from what I've gathered of the game's lore, human-demon hybrids aren't actually that uncommon (appearing in several games in the series). So, for the sake of consistency, we can say that (Reader) is one of those human-demon hybrids. Only, unlike Dante, she's much more in tune with her demonic nature and powers. But of course, with organizations like Darkcom and short-minded people, (Reader) has never stayed in one place for long, or at least hasn't been able to hide her demonic heritage for very long, forcing her to leave as soon as she saw Darkcom's forces approaching.
Thanks to all these negative experiences with humans, I can assure you that (reader) isn't very sociable, or someone with a great deal of trust in humanity in general. She's been disappointed by humans many times and doesn't want to get hurt again, so she prefers to keep her distance and avoid getting attached/hurt again. But of course, at some point she arrives in New York, stays for a while to make a few "connections," and meets Enzo, who ends up assigning her a couple of simple jobs in exchange for money (because unfortunately, one of the things (reader) DID inherit from her human side is the constant need to eat. And things cost money).
This is where (reader) meets Dante. Let's say Enzo offers them both a job. Whether they're aware of each other or not, Dante ends up bumping into a teenage girl in the middle of a highly dangerous mission, and his first instinct is to say something along the lines of "go home, kid." Of course, that is, until (reader) ends up using her water powers to take down the demon they were assigned to… now Dante is surprised and curious.
Dante tries to talk to (reader) while they go to see Enzo for payment, but the girl is like a brick wall 90% of the time until he asks her how much Enzo offered her for the job or how she got into the business in the first place. He understands, you know? He got into demon hunting for money pretty young himself. He can't really judge her for doing what's necessary to survive, especially when you have powers as cool as THOSE.
Let's just say this becomes a bit of a constant. A job comes up, and 8 out of 10 times (reader) ends up running into Dante. Part of her is annoyed because it means they'll have to split the pay, but over time she gets used to him, his silly jokes, and even laughs at some of his humor (which Dante considers a victory). Even if they don't talk much about sentimental things (a similar arrangement to the one they have with Enzo: they do the job and don't ask questions about the past), they definitely end up keeping an eye on each other if the other gets into trouble.
Or, in any case, they get into trouble together. At the beginning of the series, it's very likely that the White Rabbit will also end up kidnapping (reader) along with Enzo for the airplane scene. You can bet that finding out Dante is Sparda's son isn't a huge shock for (the reader) (she probably hinted to him more than once that maybe one of his parents was a demon; now she has the perfect opportunity to say, "I told you so").
I like to think that, just as Lapis had this fixation on returning to the homeworld, (reader) might develop a fixation on leaving the human world and going to Makai, because she genuinely doesn't believe there's a place for her in the world, not only because of the whole Darkcom situation, but also because of all the bad experiences and rejections she's suffered throughout her life. Would it really be so bad to go to literal hell, if in the eyes of others, that's where she belongs?
If we talk about the events of the second season, you can bet that this confusion has skyrocketed, not only because (reader) lost one of the few "stable" figures in her life (Enzo), but also because she KNOWS that Dante is in Darkcom's clutches, and she can't go to save him, not only for the obvious reasons, but because she's afraid—afraid of being trapped like him, of having horrible things done to her like she always feared would happen to her. She's more afraid of being a prisoner than of what might happen to Dante.
When they eventually reunite, she expects Dante to hate her for not going to save him, for doing nothing but hiding like a coward, but instead she encounters a Dante happy to see her, happy to see that she's safe, casually asking if she got into any trouble while he was gone, and (reader) can't help but want to hug him, something she's never done before, never with Dante at least, besides, is she—crying?
Dante might be a little cynical, but he tries to reassure her by saying she won't get rid of him easily, so she can relax. Yeah, that sounds good.
i was working on an art fight illustration but then THIS GUY came on over
This meme isn't dead until I say it is.
I need him to to be buried inside of me to the hilt. I need him to
FUCK ME
please sir. destroy my pussy. give me a collar that has your name on it. please treat me like a toy please manhandle me please
Turn me into a mindless zombie pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
GIVE ME YOUR COCK.
NOW.
Netflix Devil May Cry Opening Breakdown Part 1
I'm a month late, but I finally scrounged up the time to watch the Netflix DMC Anime Trailer. This breakdown goes frame by frame in a lot of places, connecting what I can to other DMC materials and occasionally rambling on about where I think the Anime might be going. Part 2 can be found here, and Part 3 can be found here.
past white rabbit was basically a cryptid to a few demons who saw him in the wild whenever he is out of the caves.
"HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A HUMAN"
"dont be stupid"
the shadow in the corner: