#dnd bs

[frenchvani11a]

DM: You all see an odd looking gnome coming towards you. He looks very angry.

Bard (me): Okay… what does he want from us?

DM: He begins to speak. “I am angered against what you have done. You harm a plant, you harm myself. Prepare to die.” His eyes begin to glow and he floats, storm clouds coming into the sky, “Do you know who I am?”

Ranger: Uhhhh… no..?

DM: “I am the Lorax.”

Bard (me): Oh shi-

DM: “And I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Everyone: *Screaming*

DM: *Proceeds to kill nearly the entire party with the overpowered Lorax*

[kichukitsu]

A tall handsome villain.. Elijah... I feel bad for you-

[smoldragonblood]

Guys guys

In the ever changing world of DND, what if there was a society of Kenkus and librarians/historians/scientists that all got together and read their studies, books and notes to the kenkus willing to listen? That bit of knowledge will be preserved as long as that kenku is alive and willing to talk to you

Your study caught on fire? Don’t worry! Your bff will recite your studies to you

All of your books were stolen? Fuck that you have your best buddy kenku who remembered your books

Wanna go on a lifelong exploration? Your study buddy is already packing up

Fuck books what if there was a whole library worth of kenkus?

[fba-art]

and then just for shits n giggles before i head out, my very favorite, very FIRST dumb gay D&D(ear). neutral good human bard, her spells are all just High Charisma and Big Dick Energy

the first campaign i joined, she domesticated a giant spider, got knocked out by a goblin, then married the grouchy barkeep Agatha who patched her up

good times

[sass-trolls]

Hi, what's up my name is Sass and this is my silly deathrocker drow, V. Gave up his sorcerer training to become a drummer and really hasn't looked back since.

[fba-art]

self-reference for when i attempt to finish this character sheet jfaoisdfj;ao

[fba-art]

more dnd chars!!!!

[kronoose]

Me I should check how many hit points the other person has so I can seam prepared

Me giggling cause I can get them up to full without using a spell slot

Reads the ability fine print and realizes I can't do that