#dnd crack

[elvencantation]

spoken like a true barbarian!!

[kwindle-dindle]

doodeld a friends character for a campeign im running uwu, their name is nym their creator is @chaoswithmj

[trucks-having-sex]

dnd character is how many pop culture references/crack characters can exist.

some of my favorite examples include:

a sentient rat with a passion for cooking... who's also a necromancer. remy from ratatouille

a character found and raised by [insert different race] who was referred to as their race so much they thought it was their name. (ex. an elf raised by half-orcs was called elf so much they thought their name was Elf)

snow elf raised by high elves and taught to shun their snow/ice/cold magic. you're elsa

uldra warlock who uses a shepherd's crook to cast spells. jack frost from rise of the guardians

a sentient crow who steals shiny things and pretends to be a normal crow when caught. also very good at impressions because they're a crow (can also go this route with a druid if you so please)

sentient white german shepard with a lightning bolt tattoo, bard/barbarian class. bolt the motherfucking dog

the list goes on and on. the only limit is yourself

[bloopthebat]

D&D magic item I just came up with

Boots of Joe

When these boots are worn, the wearer hears the song of Cotton Eye Joe in their mind and is forced by a magic to dance a never slowing dance of Cotton Eye Joe. Unless the boots are taken off, the being wearing said boots becomes immune to other magical effects and is given an AC bonus of +3. No spell, curse, or potion can affect the being while in those shoes. However if the boots are not taken off in a certain amount time, the character will have immediate death from exhaustion. Even in death the boots still have their effect, the corpse will still be dancing until the boots are removed by another.

Use the Con modifier to determine how many hours pass until the character dies of exhaustion.

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I can just imagine urban legends of the corpse in the woods who forever dances to the unheard music of Cotton Eye Joe.

Just imagine the side quest-

"There's an urban legend of the forever dancing corpse that wanders throughout ____ forest. No one knows where it came from nor what it does but few dare test the waters of this strange being. All the forest dwellers avoid it whenever it comes near. What is this entity and what is it's purpose?"

[fuegy-fuegy]

This is Iver, the drow barbarian that I made before I knew anything about drows. Her backstory is that the other drows gave her a fake mission to get rid of her because she is Annoying™️.

[sashamcgregorart]

“Are you sure this is part of my duties as a paladin?”

ok so, a little backstory: there was a mud puddle, and Vash didn’t want to step in it, for it would have ruined her pretty boots. there was no way around the puddle, so, being the drama queen she is, she started acting as if she were a damsel in distress, making Rhogar feel obliged to answer to her call and help her, even if reluctantly.

I love the relationship between these two dumb babies: she’s annoying as hell and he can’t stand her but has to. 

[burglar-bird]

Friend is making a DnD cleric. She is an essential oils rep who lives in the Old West and nobody is actually sure if she has a medical degree, so she goes by Ms Nurse Doctor (etc) and applies doterra to mortal wounds.

And her name is Ty Lenol

[catsidy14]

Can I geeeetttt uhhhh a boneless 1/2 elf?