#do meme

[ask-smokescreen]

I want to wash your mouth out with soap

Tell my muse what you want to do to them on Anon

Haha, what? Anon, my mouth is clean. I use cleaning tablets, like, every day! There's no rust in this mouth.

[sundayskin]

[realisticexoquotes]

Suho: I think you need to limit your coffee consumption

D.O: coffee cures depression

Suho: I don’t think that’s how that one works...

Xiumin: more espresso less depresso

[questionablygod]

“Do Kyungsoo is the greatest actor and singer of this generation,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands exo

[bulbeat]

[squashyswash]

[realisticexoquotes]

Interviewer: So what are your guys’ New Years resolutions?

Xiumin: To cherish and express my inner stripper

Lay: To be reunited with Baekhyun’s grandma

Suho: To get new children

Chen: To become a real dinosaur and eat D.O

Baekhyun: To find my long lost eyeliner stash

Chanyeol: To become Exo’s new main vocalist and dancer

D.O: To become a giant and put Chanyeol in a box

Kai: To find my dogs that I haven’t seen since exo showtime

Sehun: To get a new roommate and make Vivi a prince