#dodge ball

[palaxy2]

While I'm designing the keychains, I'd like to know what some memorable scenes moments from the series are 👀

(to make double or triple standees DESIGN)

example: the dodgeball game

[lunathetunaaa]

owie

Chat my back hurts 🥀

It's prolly cuz i played dodge ball yesterday

OH WAIT!!! Hehehe

So we played dodge ball and the 2 boys in my class wasted to go against our entire class (Including the grade below us) because they think they're "Him" 🤦‍♀️ like ugh who do they think they are? Obviously Big man Jim is "Him"... Hes HIMMY!?!? HELLO?!?! But anyways- the class ended up winning... or actually it was a close tie. butttttttt funny thing when Luna plays dodge ball she plays "Dodge ball" i felt like scar when he says "Dodgin' weavin'" cause I don't throw good so I dodge yeahhhh see where I'm getting at? Well it's only towards the end that I actually start playing dodge ball.... mhm yepp so there was 1 boy left against the class, I think 3 or 2 people in the class side and the opp (the boy) had a few balls on his side so I waited for him to throw them all... and when it P.E. coach told us "CROSSOVER" that's when I knew we won the game. I ran to the other side with 2 of the dodge balls in my hands i threw the first one hitting him, and looked down to see i still had another ball left so even after I had already got him i still chunked the other at his head💀 idk man ig I knew that, that would be the only time I could hit the back of his head.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

After the game was finished or teacher came to get us to take us back to class, and the boy (that was on the other team) was complaining to the teacher on how he could have won the game if only "whatever whatever"! Right? Okay! So our teacher told him "hey dude sometimes your gonna lose, and losing builds character" So I mumbled to my friend "Huh weird i guess i don't have any character, CAUSE I ALWAYS WINNNNN 😛!!!!"

Um yeah thats all if u made it to the end... congratulations on wasting your precious valuable time on this!

[sarksarkos]

I had a horrible vision, or perhaps it was a vision: A Nostalgia Critic review of Sinners

My partner and professional Oracle @toweringclam helped craft this into specific horrors for your amazement:

Doug would get really hyperfocused the way he does about the company scrip without understanding what it means beyond the literal. He's just like "Why are they taking the wooden nickels? That's literally a thing you're not supposed to do!" He makes that a running gag

He also doesn't understand the Chow's two grocery stores and winds up reinventing the concept of segregation from first principles

When the spirits of musicians come across time and space show up in the Juke Joint, he would have Malcolm dress up as Kanye West and say stuff about Hitler

Doug would show up in the same scene dressed like Vanilla Ice and try to tell everyone about the ninja turtles

Psy would also be there, played by a white guy

Tamara would be in the Hailee Steinfeld role like "Well I'm only a tiny percent black but basically that means we're cool, I guess."

They would frequently cut to the same shot of Malcolm scowling disapprovingly. Like at least a dozen times.

Doug would be the lead vampire and try to speak Chinese. He would actually try and somehow the results would be more racist than if he had just done the "Me so solly" bit.

I don't... I really don't think he would do it, but there would be jokes about Doug doing blackface.

They'd have to wrestle him away from a tube of face paint

He would have actual shoe polish. It would talk to him like the green goblin's mask

Oh god there would be a sequence where he's got to like, avoid blackface jumpscares. Like somebody throws a chocolate cream pie that nearly hits his face, one of the cast members offers to give him a mud facial, and he gets blown up looney tunes style

I fully expect dodgeballs with this, and will offer myself up to the angry mob if Apollo unleashes his wrath

[curatethewav]

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

[djkerr]

Gary Cole reprising the iconic Bill Lumbergh from Office Space in a 2015 ad campaign for HipChat. One of his future NCIS partners in crime-solving, Diona Reasonover, was also in a couple of the ads. ✨

“Technology develops so quickly, I liked the idea of Lumbergh colliding with new ideas and being completely baffled. Plus, I had a random urge to wear suspenders and drink coffee from a labeled mug.” ~Gary Cole

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[kindaawesomebutnotreally]

OK SO, does the Apollo meme mean that he hits you with a dodge ball and it gives you prophetic visions? or is it just he hits you in response to being prophetic? Like "NO! Stop that! Bad! Don't do another one!"

[spooky1980]

Playing dodgeball. Being tall obviously is a bit of a hindrance 🤣

From @Socceraid on Instagram

[a-timely-problem]

Violence isn't okay. Except during dodge ball. If I hit you with the ball and you start crying, that's a you problem. No mercy.