#dont even ask

[nicothegoober]

[deusfoundry]

ok but what if ex!dick grayson had actually been planning on proposing to you before you two called it quits. you never knew, of course. but when you had to pretend to be a married couple for a mission, the way he acts seem a little off to you. how he conveniently has a pair of matching rings at the ready. the way his breath hitches when he introduces you as his wife, almost as if he has to choke out the word. and how you catch him—for a split second where his defenses are down—absentmindedly playing with the ring on your finger.

[mewantpeepaw]

DROP THE TOWEL SHAWN 🫦😈

[cuntphoric]

a/n; great minds think alike @gojosoups since male lactation is canon in jjk i HAD to because who would i be if i didn't???

gojo raised an eyebrow, slightly confused as you crawl over to him. you lean down, pressing your lips to his chest, and your tongue flicks over his nipple. the taste hits you immediately - sweet, almost like honey but lighter, and warm in a way that makes your legs wanna spread wide OPEN.

his breath hitches when you suck his nipple harder, his chest tightening. the sensation is too much, but you don’t stop. course you don't. his hands grip the sheets beneath him, knuckles white as his body reacts to your every move. you’re not gentle. you pull at him, licking and sucking, feeling the milk spill, thick and warm, coating your tongue with the sweetness that makes your head spin. his hands were gripping your hair, carding it with his fingertips.

"y'know," he says, voice soft and breathless, "i'm sensing this isn't just some curiosity anymore, is it?" smartass knew you were enjoying this.

"h-holy shit," he breathes, the words escaping him before he can stop them. his grip on your hair tightens, though it’s not in the forceful way he usually is. it's gentle, almost affectionate, as his fingers trace through the strands, trying to hold on to some bit of control. but he can’t help the way his body arches toward you, the way his chest keeps reacting to your mouth.

his breath quickens, growing more ragged as you continue, each pull of your mouth making him weaker. he's seriously trying to fight it, trying to pretend this is nothing, but the tender way you're sucking at him, the hums that make his skin tingle, it's making him lose his grip on everything but your body. he groans softly, his voice cracking just slightly. "god.. you're really not stopping, a-are you?"

gojo groans, his chest heaving as more of it drips from his nipple, a steady flow he can't stop. "shit, really?" you mumbled sarcastically, obviously you weren't gonna stop - more of the warm liquid spills, coating your lips as you kept your firm mouth on him.

by the time you pull back, his nipples are puffy and glistening, and his face is a pink mess.

"you’re gonna milk me dry at this rate," he laughs, but there’s a strain to his voice. he's barely holding it together and it's clear.

"good," you smiled and leaned in once more.

[simcardiac-arrested]

ngl i think this guy built a little empire. out of some crazy garbage

[noriee404]

Nice catch

[aboutyoutoo]

billy gibson would reblog that post that's like "drinking irish cream cause i can't have his irish cream" to get hickey's attention and hickey would see it and get mad for a minute before remembering he's pretending to be irish

[nooneinnportant]

Jasnah: What's happened to you? You've become all needy and talkative.

Wit:I just want to know that it meant something to you

Jasnah: It didn't mean anything to me, Wit!!! All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub-

*Everyone else gasps*

Kaladin: Aw, I was just in the hot tub.