#doocasta

[purple-ant]

[calling-cthulhu]

Star Wars fandom is so funny sometimes. You think you know everything about the EU but then you get ambushed with 'Did you know Jocasta Nu, that old librarian lady from AotC, was actually heavily implied to be an old flame of Dooku' and it's not even recent, it's something based on a deleted scene.

Love it. I'm already 20 feet down this rabbit hole and going deeper.

[qo-promise-me]

A little flower of Jocasta Nu

(Happy Women's Day)

[seelieham]

I just like it that she's the Guardian of the Light of the Jedi & he's a formidable Sith Lord but also they're in their eighties so they need to take naps & be punctilious about not missing a dose of Space Eliquis.

[christopher-lee-big-naturals]

Ok so I did the math

Anidala - Palpatine + 60 years = Doocasta

No I wont elaborate

[duchess-of-mandalore]

Alethea McGrath on Dooku and Jocasta Nu’s relationship

[phoenixyfriend]

I think all negotiations with Dooku during the war should be done through Jocasta.

@atagotiak (Tia):

Au where Qui-Gon survives, Dooku still goes evil. Dooku has to deal with the bitter divorcee and the estranged kid Oh hey, official communication about something that is publicly broadcast or whatever A fairly small percentage of the population tunes in because hey, even if it’s important it’s boring political stuff But then Jocasta and Dooku are… well they’re mostly taking this seriously, it is important. But as old friends/lovers who miss each other but are also very bitter they can’t resist being kinda bitchy at each other Anyways. Memes

There's at least one "you couldn't even remember our 20th anniversary, how can you be trusted to run an entire half of the galaxy" moment, and it spreads like wildfire.

Just like that, EVERYONE is watching, just in case there's more juicy gossip about Behind The Scenes Jedi.

"You never even reached out to your grandpadawans, and then the first time you meet them--"

I just love the idea of Jocasta airing the dirty laundry, and because Dooku already admitted that, while Jedi don't marry he was as close to that as possible with this woman, all her comments are read into with "bitter that her husband ran off" instead of "Jedi angling to spike the war higher."

Tia:

Also. Accidentally using nicknames Also also, pointedly using titles I’m just imagining Dooku slipping up and calling her Jo and Jocasta calling him Count in response

"Better than any soap opera" -- Coruscant Daily

"A delightful and sordid look into the private lives of Jedi, current and former" -- Alderaan Gazette

"Exclusive interview with Count Dooku's grandson, General Kenobi, following scandalous accusations by Madame Nu is the Order" -- Herald of Theed (The very first line of that one is Obi-Wan insisting "grandpadawan, not grandson.")

@thisarenotarealblog (Docc):

"we're not blood related. I'm from stewjon and he's from serenno. It would take a large amount of extraordinary coincidences for that to be the case. " "Master Kenobi I'm given to understand that much of your life is composed of extraordinary coincidences." "....no, don't do this to me, I already checked"

Anakin, face too close to the microphone: Senator Amidala says that dependent health insurance cuts off at 26 on Serreno. The galaxy is interpreting the lineage as adoptive parenting, so Dooku should be paying for my health care. Reporter: Isn't your healthcare already free--" Anakin: Irrelevant.

Tia:

Someone films a rant that Jocasta def didn’t mean to make public: “Hurting his grandpadawans, starting a war, invading planets, vandalizing libraries….”

[as-ben]

Hope I’m not the only one here who would totally go down for Dooku x Jocasta Nu