nobody knows what's going on

sometimes I do things

[amarcia]

Morning Tea

@jedijune 01 Fun / Joy / Comfort

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

[charmwasjess]

“Lately, you’ve done nothing but conceal and sulk and lash out. At me, at Dooku, even at poor Kenobi, who can bear no possible responsibility for whatever has irked your perpetual ire!” “I just don’t understand what he–” Sifo-Dyas fired back up. “No,” Lene cut him off. “Listen to me. I have given you space, I have given you time, I have given you ample opportunity to unburden your heart if you so wished. You have persisted.” Ordered into silence, Sifo-Dyas leaned back against the rock, complete in his martyrdom. She did not need to touch their bond to know his churning thoughts; his eyes shone with the bright certainty that his last ally had abandoned him. Just as he knew would happen, just as was ever his curse in life to see and know and yet be helpless to change. Even more, she could feel the fathomless depths of his misery underneath it all. No satisfaction in getting to say “I told you so” when you were left alone in the ashes of all your joy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67607236/chapters/236444581

[thats-ee]

some days are good and some days I have to look up canonical Sifo-Dyas references

[thats-ee]

To be so honest, I’m saving this forever to reference his (vey confusing) clothes, thank you @starcatboy

[purple-ant]

[kurtssingh]

Chirrut talked to Baze about the present and the future.

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[chromaticabrasions]

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

[carillonghorn]

[amarcia]

Typing fanfic on company time whlist i pretend to write emails

[amarcia]

Im making sifo dyas write emails

[steevieelution]

what do you see now?

(+ closeups)

[hanielconh]

@maul-appreciation-week Day 7: "Jedi Maul" a young padawan zabrak.

"There is no passion, there is serenity" In this life he had the privilege to learn it.

[bardace]

every day I am coming up with new and stupider reasons why the knights didn’t know galga had a boyfriend

[amarcia]

He's telling Sifo-Dyas about last night's dream of growing on illum as a rock for five thousand years.

✨🌙  ART LOG ->  @404ama

[charmwasjess]

wip wednesday

just to remind you that yeah, I'm actually still writing a goddamn fic.

“Cursed artifact, so say I.” “Cursed? Really?” Lene repeated, letting Ferd hear her skepticism. “Or else you just need some frowning Jedi to show up to impress a potential buyer?” It would not be the first time. “Well, if not cursed, the previous owner has some of the worst luck I’ve ever heard of.” His nostrils twitched sympathetically. “Poor man managed to chew off some of his own fingers before using the rest of ‘em to strangle himself.”  “Ah,” Lene’s heart sank.  Deliberately-faked artifacts could be amusing in the midst of a mission-turned-wild-caranak-chase. Convenient codex tablets which just so happened to prove the cherished linguistic theories perpetuated by their discoverer. Exquisite gems which doomed the owner to the typical overindulgences that owners of exquisite gems might be already vulnerable to. So-called “Sith holocrons,” so rare and dangerous that they were often on proud display on a shop shelf.  Still, other fakes were less benign, intended to harm as cruel pranks, or to target someone. Whatever this ring was, authentic or not, it was clearly serious. “If you’re here on-planet anyway, I wondered if you and your chuckleheaded apprentice might come out take a look.”  “My apprentice?” Lene raised her eyebrows. “You know, he's actually a Jedi Master now.” “Oh-ho! Well, then, congratulations, Master Chucklehead!” Ferd whistled through his tusks. “Just make sure he keeps his sneak hands inside his pockets when he's in my shop.”

[orugadraws]

Artfight day 22!

I love chagrians and finally got the chance to draw one :)

🔮Kalon Marean by Jazaesis

[bolithesenate]

Iiiiit's Miiines Monday!

Did you think I'd forget again? You better not!

Because this was all a....

tease

and what a coincidence! That's exactly the same as the prompt @purple-ant proposed for this week! can you believe it?

So, without further ado, we wish you a lot of creative energy for the coming days and good mining! And to end with the obligatory PSA: if you have any ideas or wished for future prompts, don't hesitate to slide into my or @charmwasjess' dms ;) We love to hear from you!

[worm-strung-string]

A Temple Guard should never hold the watch alone, especially the medbay watch

[starwarsthursdays]

Week 15 - Chopper and Ezra reunite

Continuing Ezra and Jacen adventures.

[jellyfishforest135]

Dads and the droid they didn’t want