#doomedcow

[manticorecure]

i had another sharplow thing i wanted to post with this but i got lazy so this is all you get

[mmoycho]

squashes them

[dragomm8687]

sharplow fic idea where they're both adults and single parents, jude because his mom died in childbirth when he was 18 and take cares of his little brother(parker) with his massive inheritance, sharpness because he found a little guy on the street tryna rob him and decided to adopt him(doomedcow)

anyways so sharpness moves so that he can be closer to his new practice area as an olympic fencer and signs cow up to some daycare recommended by his friend flowtives. cue him picking cow up, who's showing some random parent(jude) his tiny lego robot he made.

jude, whos picking up parker, finds that hes made friends with the new kid and that said kid has an interest in the fact he's a video game developer.

then, sharpness tries getting cow to go home with him but he wants to stay and show parker his robot, jude not caring to drag parker home. jude calls him stuck up and says to let the kid have some fun, and sharpness asks if he knows who he is, to which jude replies that he doesnt care.

cue them hating each other due to sharp thinking jude is an ugly lazy bum that stole his kid from him and jude thinking sharps dumb and annoying but they have to keep seeing each other because parker and doomedcow are friends

[puttsol]

when my trio is homeless

[jacquesivy]

Randomly rewatching videos and stumbling over

Sharpness: "Why would you build this in Jude's base" (after he got trapped by it, clearly oblivious that he wasn't the target)

DoomedCow: "Because I was trying to trap Jude"

This is definitive proof that SharpLow is real, because Sharp definitely implies that his boyfriends base is his second home.

[dragomm8687]

apolcalypse sharplow au that lowk is a long yap with my aus versions of some of the other strength members ik below the cut

judelow was an engineering prodigy and graduated uni at 19, living out the apocalypse inside a a couple neighbourhoods he rigged with traps and a wall. this guy genuinely walks around patrolling in a massive bonnie suit covered in blood, carrying a modified gun that shoots nails instead of bullets he stole off a cop when the panics started.

sharpness is a former longsword fencing olympian and track athlete thats pretty well known, so people typically take kindly to him. he's a traveller, and carries around a couple old photos, a pack, and two sharpened longswords that function as weapons and intimidation factor.

it's currently two years into the apocalypse. sharp decides to raid a large sandbag fortress for the resources, and five minutes in gets demolished by a pitfall trap. jude, while on his daily patrol, finds some guy stuck in one of his pitfalls and recognizes him as a potential ally.

OTHER STRENGTH MEMBER HCS(parker, doomedcow, saps, dol9hin, tai)

parker is a former coworker that lives with jude but doesn't patrol that often due to the fact he's a lot less active and intimidating as just a guy in crusty yellow pjs. his chosen weapon is a tazer that charges from a bunch of tiny hooked up solar panels when he's not out.

doomedcow and saps are two people that met up with sharpness after he went to a survivor camp to restock. cow was the son of a military general and an electrical engineering major, while saps was an actor. cow uses a hammer and saps uses a regular knife.

in my head, they're looking for sharpness after he disappeared and came to the conclusion that "bloody bonnie"(judes nickname) kidnapped sharpness for evil purposes or sum and that they need to rescue their friend. cue cow seeing a friend from college he thought was dead(parker) and bloody bonnie getting along with sharp.

dol9hin is a highschool kid and her school(bliss) had an outbreak from the amount of people in the building. despite her young nature, she's well known as the mace goddess for wielding a metal baseball bat and a makeshift spear from a metal pole, the blade of a chef's knife, and gorilla glue.

tai was a rich kid that, due to his sporty nature, managed to make it in the apolocalypse. he's pretty reckless while travelling with noob, but has good resources and pulls his weight by completing more dangerous tasks for food and such. occasionally, he'll visit bloody bonnie to trade and stay the night.

[dragomm8687]

Btw, for the sharplow writers: Ik yall like having a background pairing, but it’s important to note that DOOMEDCOW REJOICE AND TAI ARE NOT OK WITH SHIPPING. you can find this information on the strength wiki in the section called boundaries, and I’d just like to remind yall since I’ve been seeing a lot of things on ao3.