#dorian botw

[littlesakis-aubade]

Day 27 - Species/Race

The Yiga and Sheikah

[asktheyigamaster]

Great Master Kohga, I don't have the requisite espionage experience, but I'd like to offer my services as a defense attorney in the event you or any of the Clan are ever captured by the oppressive, betraying Hyrulian monarchy that has so wronged your people. I have several years of experience at The Law and I will find SO many technicalities to get you all off on. I'll work pro bono, even!

HIRED!

HIREDHIREDHIREDHIRED

Can you sue Dorian? Van you sue Dorian's treacherous behind into OBLIVION for defamation?

Scratch that. Sue Link!

For vandalism, teft, breach of jurisdiction! I know he's a royal guard, but he wasn't acting as one when stealing out clothes, relics and blueprints (IP laws too)! There were no royals around!

[lordsooga]

Not ANOTHER pumpkin, someone get him out of this town--

[senor-cummies]

I saw this picture of Link trying to wrestle Koko and Cottla away from a Cucco, almost as if he was babysitting them, and honestly Link having a babysitting job is adorable but also...Dorian...x Link?

[lordsooga]

Dorian: trips and a bunch of bananas spill out “I can explain!”

[ID: A series of sketches of Dorian from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Someone off screen asks “Hey, do you smell bananas?” and Dorian is shown, sweating and looking nervous. In several sketches, he is eating bananas, one labelled as “Actually his 17th banana of the day” and in the other he is nervously pointing at it explaining it’s just a snack. In the last one, he is lifting a stack of heavy crates that is piled far above his head. Someone off-screen gasps, and he’s looking that direction confused. The caption reads “clearly the strength of a 9ft blademaster”. In the middle is a chibi Impa, squinting suspiciously at the Dorian sketches.\end ID]