#dorian please

[foppishthief]

[mellozine]

Dorian Hate Ending + Candy Spoilers

oh my god

i just saw a video covering this and apparently if you use a candy on dorian when he hates you (requiring that you get 50 dateables to hate you), you tell him that you're purposely getting everyone to hate you to unite them against a common enemy so they'll get along.

and if you say YOU'RE DOING IT FOR HIM HE GOES FROM HATE TO LOVE HOLY SHIT I'M DYING EDIT: CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH

Everyone fucking hates you except for Dorian who FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU

and they're all "Dorian, what the FUCK"

EDIT 2 OH MY GOD GUYS

MY brain is GOING Dorian does mention that you're moving towards his goals of making everyone friends for the sake of order "clandestine-like"

so you have to meet dorian in secret

but the only place that's even remotely private is the office closet/the crawl space MEETING TRAP DORIAN IN THE CRAWL SPACE IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE WITH HIM IF EVERYONE HATES YOU

[sparring-spirals]

this party is looking more and more like 5 self sacrificial issues in a trench coat with compulsive lying for a hat

[spare-the-dying]

i want to scream why does dorian always choose the worst possible scenarios not to lie!!

[silverlitskies]

"It doesn't wooork I was lyinggg!" djsjdijs

[hattedhedgehog]

It took me until my second playthrough of Inquisition to get the cutscene where Cullen loses at cards so badly that he’s the only one at the table naked, and waits until everyone else has left before sprinting out of the room with his ass bare. I AM LIVING FOR THIS CONTENT

Cullen you magnificent wonderful dork noodle

[foppishthief]

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