we as a fandom have to bow down at doris egan’s feet. we have to grovel and praise her work on this show. doris egan wrote son of a coma guy, don’t ever change, HOUSE’S HEAD, WILSON’S HEART, BIRTHMARKS, THE SOCIAL CONTRACT, BOTH SIDES NOW??? HELLO WHAT??? idk how you live your life knowing that you wrote and helped write some of the greatest house episodes of all time, and the greatest hilson episodes of all time, and don’t shout it from the goddamn rooftops. i know i would. i bet she sleeps so good at night. what is her secret? HOW DO YOU DO THAT? i need to know. praise doris egan.











