I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT
Char Aznable's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking brother.
That's right. He took his three-times-faster dick out, and he pissed on my fucking brother, and he said that his dick was "t h i s b i g" and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Char Aznable, you got a small dick. It's the size of this Haro except way smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (BIG ZAM NOISES)
That's right, baby. Large mega particle gun, no arms, no v-fins. Look at that, it looks like a death star chicken. He fucked Garma, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the EARTH, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm DROPPING A SPACE COLONY ON THE EARTH!!! How do you like that, REVIL? I COLONY-DROPPED THE EARTH, YOU IDIOT!
