*During Danny's Senior Year*
Danny, over the PA System: Ding-Dong! Welcome to another year Casper High School!
Mr. Lancer: Why do I choose pain?
Danny: First a polite reminder of the Casper High dress code: We strictly prohibit strapless tops, short shorts, mesh tanks, or general h*e-a*s clothing of any kind.
Paulina, looking at Dash: I'm sorry.
Dash: I'm being oppressed.
Danny: Join me in thanking Valerie for her loyal service as hall monitor, she will be retiring this year after kneecapping a student for pooping on the football feild. And our thoughts are with Mikey and his kneecaps.
Mikey: I had to go!
Danny: An important safety reminder: I have authorized the president of the Queer Student Alliance to harm any student being Gay for clout. School Policy is that stupid should hurt.
Sam: *looking smuggly around the classroom*
Danny: To the student smoking a dime bag of Mary Jane report to the PA Room at once-
Wes: *grumbling and standing up to head to the PA room*
Danny: -and bring that stuff with you. I have money!
Wes: *snorts and leave the classroom*
Danny: To the student who started the bare knuckle brawl in the courtyard this morning: I had 20 bucks riding on you, you disappoint me.
Kwan: *pouting while cupping his swollen cheek*
Danny: Will Star Williams* please report to the front office? Your mother is here because she forgot to give you your emergency cheer shorts this morning!-
Star: *blushing as she bolts out the door*
Danny: -Also Tucker Foley will you report to the front office, your mother is here because she forgot to give you a lecture this morning over the amount of time you spend on a screen.
Tucker: Oh come on! *gets up and leaves*
Danny: Finally will Jazz Fenton please stay away from the front office, Vlad is here, his Porsche is in the parking lot and his keys are in the glove box I didn't see you, you didn't see me.
Jazz(acting as Lancer's TA): *smirking as she slips out of the classroom window*
Danny: And to the Teachers petitioning for a pay increase; hahahahahahhahahahaha! Okay that will be all.
Ashley: You know, as far as morning announcements go, that wasn't too bad.
Danny: We will now begin the Casper High Squid Games!
Ashley: Mother-
