Perplexed Ivy (a DC x DP crossover prompt) 🌿
Danny is dragging himself to his early morning classes at Gotham University (thank you, Wayne Scholarship!), after surviving another sleepless night (curse you, gossipy ghost roommate!).
Just as he’s debating whether coffee counts as breakfast, Poison Ivy bursts from the sidewalk in a swirl of vines and petals.
Danny’s first thought: “Wait—does this mean I can skip class?”
Unfortunately, he’s so exhausted he forgets he doesn’t need to breathe… and inhales a full blast of pollen.
Thankfully, it’s not the flirty kind of pollen—because no one needs that crossover right now.
Instead, it triggers a massive icy sneeze, freezing Ivy’s prized mutant plant solid.
Danny blinks. The last time he sneezed like that, Sam made him replant her entire greenhouse.
…
Moments later, Poison Ivy finds a strange, frazzled Wayne-funded college kid crouched in front of her frozen flora, hands glowing green as he apologizes over and over.
When she steps closer, he looks up, eyes wide with panic.
“Jazz! Please help me! If Sam finds out I did this again, she’s gonna kill me—again!”
There’s a long pause.
Ivy just blinks. “...Who the hell is Sam?”
Danny freezes mid-thaw attempt. “…Not you?”
Ivy has never been this confused in her life.
Written by: AetherWritings