#dqh

[dirtsoilmulch]

missed her from middle school

[300iqprower]

Normalize giving your selectable protagonists actual personalities for both of them with a complimentary dynamic between the two, rather than half a personality between two unanimously agreeing twits.

[princessofzenithia]

💕Bianca and Nera💕

I don’t care that they’re meant to marry Five. I want them to marry each other. 

[enbyboiwonder]

Terry: I came out to attack people, and honestly I'm having such a good time right now.

[aurorabeaurealis]

i still can't believe luceus' cool heroic origin, what made him the man he is today, the one thing that pushed him to become a serious strategist, was aurora tripping down a set of stairs

[icarusiswax]

You: Terry is Estark

Me, an intellectual: Terry is Gragwort

[bakothemimic]

VOICEMAIL OF SOME DRAGON QUEST WOMEN TO THEIR “FUTURE HUSBANDS”

Just some random thing me and a friend thought of. It’s pretty gay(but not gay enough) but also a liiittle long-ish, so it’ll be under the cut!

The Princess: Greetings, future husband! Leave thy name and number, I shall calleth thee back post-haste! ...No? But thou must! *Beep*

Alena: You are my future husband? Yoy! I will pummel you with punches and kicks if you are imposter! The only future spouse I am interested in is not man! Give me name and number and we will have glorious combat! *Beep* Meena: You have reached the voicemail of your future wife. The cards told me you would call. That is why I did not answer. I am sorry, but we are not meant to be. Please do not call back. *Beep* Maya: Hello, your future wife speaking! Or-her voicemail at least! If you are rich then please leave your name and number after the beep. Otherwise...oh, who am I kidding! My future husband will definitely be rich! Hope to see you soon! *Beep* Nera: Oh, hello! I'm so sorry I can not come to the phone right now, I'm having dinner with Bianca! If you're my future husband, then um...I don't rightfully know, there must be some sort of mistake. Please leave your name and number and maybe we can clear things up? After the beep, that is! *Beep* Bianca: Sorry, can't answer the phone. Me and Nera are very gay. But thanks for the thought! *Beep* Debora: It's about time you called, future husband. Get over here already, I've been waiting forever. If you keep me waiting any longer... *Beep* Aurora: Sorry, I don't have a future husband. I am very, very gay. But if you're my future wife...can I just ask if your name is Alena? Uh-n-nevermind, that's probably-um...bye. *Beep*

[cocosnowlo-drawings]

Dragon Quest Heroes 2 isn’t a game I would call great but I love some of the character designs. This is Teresa, the main heroine, pretty cool girl and a total smartass. :D