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[carnival-phantasm]

Just wanted to check in on you king the rona ain't a joke

I'm ok for now, don't worry.

[cashmoneychiyo]

We love all of you and all your lovely asks too! No matter how late I am to replying to all of them!!! 😭 TAKE OF YOURSELVES Y’ALL, STUDY WELL AND REST WELL TOO, THANK YOU ALL FOR READING US BC WE ARE BLESSED TO BE COVERING THIS MANGA

[metroidheadcanons]

samus takes off more parts of her suit if you finish the game faster because she’s more tired from running so fast and is getting ready for bed

[authenticparanoidghosts]

how would you have ended naruto?

I’ve been thinking about this question for days and I’ve rewritten this answer twice and talked to my brother about it for over an hour and I never get any closer to brevity or coherency, so I’m just going to go for it I guess.  I’ll try to cut it down to the very minimum of what I would do if I had the power and also didn’t give a fuck about what other people thought

note: I read all of the available Naruto manga when I was 12-13 (which was, I believe, at least 600 chapters) and then watched…I want to say the first 130 episodes, most of them in three parts on youtube.  I have not consumed any canon material since, please forgive my memory

Danzo is the big secret villain at the end

fuck Madara Uchiha

on another note: fuck that thing with Zetsu

like he’s still there in my version of the story but only for as long as it takes to get Obito up and running around

honestly I would have kept Obito dead but that’s probably just the part of me that’s still bitter that death doesn’t mean anything in Naruto. as much as it pains me, we would probably need him for this 

Pain is the big face villain and his attack on Konoha is pushed back until after Akatsuki has basically all the other tailed beasts - they do a simultaneous strike to get KB and also Naruto bc they’ve…caught on to what’s happening…and they don’t want to give them any more time to prepare

Pain’s philosophy is important for Naruto to encounter and think about (and then counter that philosophy by yelling a lot) and it’s also important that Naruto actually takes care of this pretty pressing global threat and also gets in a really good big fight, but then afterwards the story changes

simultaneous strike bc we need some of those fuckers to be away somewhere they can come back from later, for after Pain dies

narrative is redirected inward, towards the rebuilding of Konoha

Danzo makes a power grab, like he always does, like he always will

[jaunty hand wave] some stuff happens and other stuff comes to light and they have to fight him

he probably pulls some strings once things really go to shit and gets the surviving Akatski to back him/help him/etc. maybe promises them the kyuubi if they support his move for hokage (he would never intend to deliver, they would probably know this)

LISTEN (I’m gonna backtrack here) what Naruto wants MOST IN THE WORLD is for his hometown to like him.  that’s what he wants.  he wants to live in a community where he has friends and even family and he’s trying to become hokage to prove to everyone that he’s worth attention (and also worth, you know, love and praise, because he is strong and he is brave and he is trying so fucking hard and that deserves recognition)

his goals are all centered around protecting the people he loves (from others and themselves) and proving himself to his community

he LOVES Konoha even though he hardly has a reason to - even though throughout the beginning of the story he gets shown again and again why there’s no reason to trust a hidden village to love its citizens

1) everyone hates Naruto. you know this one 

2) Sasuke’s family was slaughtered (was executed without trial by one of their own on orders he could not refuse, and both survivors were deliberately alienated from the community that had a duty to support them)

3) it’s apparently legal for the Hyuugas to do that

4) literally everything to do with ROOT

5) literally everything to do with Orochimaru

6) everyone on Naruto’s genin team (save maybe Sakura) has been personally victimized by the village (himself, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato) like are you fucking kidding me

7) Suna - everything that happens to Gaara. you know this one too.

8) Kiri - No Human Rights In Kiri

8.1) but like you know. specifically the killing of everyone with kekkei genkai and also their fucked up academy

9) hell, we could probably get a point in about Kabuto too, but I don’t actually want to talk about him much 

10) I know I didn’t hit everything but you’re getting the point. Naruto knows about the nasty shit the village (all villages) does and/or could do

if the story is about a boy who has been treated unjustly by his village but who still wants to earn that village’s respect and become capable of (and responsible for) protecting everyone in it, and he’s repeatedly being shown all the terrible, cruel things that happen to people inside that village - people he loves - because of that village, then why isn’t the story about him working to fix the fucking village

he’s just chock full of compassion and forgiveness which is sweet, but that’s why I need Pain to fucking rip the place apart and then use my authorly powers to stop the major villainy that would drag Naruto away from the rebuilding process

saving Danzo for the end to reveal his like. crimes and shit. misdeeds. human rights violations. refocuses the story inward on Naruto’s desire to protect Konoha (even from itself)

more united growth for the Konoha Nine!

they get to step up as young adults/leaders in their community and confront some of the problems that have touched their own lives

“our children are our future and this whole village is our family” thanks, Will of Fire, these kids ARE the future and they’re here to rip up the fucking floorboards and air out all the crazy shit you hid in the basement in order to make sure theirs is a good one

I change Sasuke’s arc until I finally like it

but yeah uh

no big shinobi world war

basically instead of fighting The Fucking Moon Goddess For Whatever Reason, Naruto’s big final struggle is against Danzo, and also symbolically for A Better Future For The Community That He Loves

[saisai-chan]

have u ever read american comics like green lantern or spider man?

yeah, i have a few Spider-Man comics, some issues of Archie’s Sonic Comics, and a few misc others

my friend sent me Sandman a while ago and i still need to read it...

[asofterbnha]

Idk what this is or how to make these but this blog is aesthetic af 10/10 would contribute if I knew how (hint hint tutorial hint hint)

it’s a mash-up of the webcomic a softer world and boku no hero academia!  so far I’ve made 25 comics using quotes (and ofc the comic format) taken from asw and screencaps from bnha.  currently the queue is set to post one a day!

if you want to contribute anything, I’d really appreciate quotes (with sources!) or specific asw comics you’d like to see adapted for bnha!  you can send links or whatever through the submit box!  (extra bonus points if you mention what character(s) you want attached to the quote)  if you want to make something yourself (instead of just having me do it), I’ve been using this tutorial and I’ve found it v easy to follow!  you can submit anything you make directly to this blog!

[authenticparanoidghosts]

kuroko's VA is gonna voice giorno in the part 5 anime!

oh my god I can’t believe KnB season 4 is going to be so fucking wild

[authenticparanoidghosts]

WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OC NAMED TAXES

SHE’S MY DND CHARACTER WHO I JUST HAD TO RETIRE

IT’S SHORT FOR “ATAXITE”