#dr wenabocker

[serdunkthelunk]

As a man of science, you know, I... hello?

Dr Wenabocker!!! Or is this technically a Phoebe cosplay, all things considered..

[islandoforder]

erika running offstage yelling “CARLOS!!!” after dr wenabocker’s chilling death tape was so real they get it they know what’s up

[embraceyourdestiny]

Really hope someone clips and compiles all the wenebocker tapes bc I def need to watch those multiple times in a row and hear Carlos Luna’s performance whenever I want bc holy shit he did so good it’s so well made I need those on hand pls

[rowanyx]

Finale mood be like *intense fear of the art team*

Shoulda learned after the Bear

[jojogigi]

Can someone draw a little phoebe in a wenabocher onesie please? A little chibi guy of horror

[sillybiggirl]

RED ALERT DR WENABOCKER IS ACTUALLY NOT HOT

[pucaantaibhse]

Okay but there has to be a really interesting atmosphere around the human camp at Last Bast, and by “interesting”, I mean “awkward as fuck.”

I mean, even putting aside the whole “talking stoats getting broadcast to the whole world” thing (as big of a thing as that is to have to set aside), you’ve just found out that scientist guy you were working with? Not only is he dead, not only did he end up like…that, not only did he end up like that because of a STOAT, but he’s been dead for a LONG time and ended up naked with a stoat in his mouth??? You thought the weirdness (and strange smell) was a “book-smart, life-dumb” thing. Like three of your other colleagues died in this.

That Dr. Steel lady you saw around camp sometimes seems to be doing well for herself now though. Good for her.

[assertivesalamander]

Burrow's End Thoughts

Imagine being a scientist with a crush on Dr. Robert Wenabocker. You think he's super hot and spend time staring at him and thinking some very non-scientific thoughts.

And then you find out that stoats can talk. Not only do you find out stoats can talk, the hot lead scientist on this project whose attention you've been trying to get is being PILOTED by one.

@quiddie and @carloscrits: what you have created has been haunting me.

Read more for post finale thoughts

Someone had to pick up his body right? Like the whole stoat puppeted corpse? What was his funeral like? Did the stoats let people know that he was possessed? I have so many questions.