May 9, 2025
I can't stop thinking about this:
Rizzless Dracula, who tries so hard to hit on others vs. All The Rizz Dracul, who has so many people hit on him
Poetic cinema. ❤️
I think it would be very funny if the only person All The Rizz Dracul wants is Rizzless Dracula, but the only person Rizzless Dracula DOESN'T want yet is All The Rizz Dracul. 😔 None of them are getting what they want. Lol. Lmao, even.
Dracul rizzing all over the place, but Dracula is completely oblivious to it. 😔 He's bad both at performing rizz, and at recognizing it. 😔
#dracula being jealous of the amount of bitches dracul gets without trying#while dracul is jealous of the lack of bitches dracula gets because he wants to be left alone 😔#akumajou dracula#castlevania lords of shadow#what even is this ship name?#dradra?#culcula???#oh. what if.#dragonbat#or....#batdragon#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#either way they should definitely kiss#like 🦇👄🐉💕