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Draco: Good morning, Princess

Lyra: Daddy,if I am the princess, then mommy is the queen.

Hermione: Oh Thank you, darling.

Draco: Then I must be the King. Right, Sweetheart?

Lyra: No Crookshanks is the King.

Lyra: You are the royal servant, Daddy.

Hermione: Which one of you broke my mug please step forward. I promise I won't be mad.

Draco: It's obviously your cat.

Crrokshanks: MeooowW

Draco: *to Crookshanks* Don't you dare blame this on me, you bitchy old shoebrush.

Crookshanks: MeeeowWWW

Draco: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT? YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!

Hermione: *exasperated, proceeds to leave the room*

Draco: Hey Granger, I wrote this poem for you.

Hermione: Really? What is it?

Draco: Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God gave me all the height

and left nothing for you.

Hermione:

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