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Theo: *Drunk at a party* We should appreciate the little things in life,mate.

Draco: *yelling across the hall* I APPRECIATE YOUR IITY BITTY HEIGHT, GRANGER !!

Hermione:

Everyone:

Draco:

Blaise: *on his phone* Hello! UK's best funeral service?

Portia and Nahara sketch. I would call this a warm up, but it took far too long to lie to y’all like that.

OTP Prompt 145

Person A always tags Person B in “smol/tol” OTP prompts that they see.

Person B always replies “YOURE ONLY [#] INCHES TALLER THAN ME— THAT DOESNT MAKE ME ‘SMOL’!”

Hermione: I may be small but knowing.

Draco: *pbbbt* You don't even know what the top shelf looks like.

Draco: *after loosing Hermione in a crowd* Excuse me, have you seen my wife?

Auror: No sir, can you describe her?

Draco: Very tiny, brown hair, dressed like a nerd but not ironically

Draco: Hey Granger, I wrote this poem for you.

Hermione: Really? What is it?

Draco: Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God gave me all the height

and left nothing for you.

Hermione:

Draco: *(Crouches down to play with Teddy in his blanket fort)* Woah!! Everything looks so big from down here.

Draco: This must be how Granger feels all the time.

Hermione:

#tall small