#driving problems

[mccoys-killer-queen]

they should invent a kind of headlights that don't make me want to leap headfirst through the windshield of my moving vehicle and tear out the other driver's eyes with my bare hands

[nikkilunalace]

[ford-ye-fiji]

today was an experience 

[twistedark]

To the bird running at freak speed in front of my car

You can fly, you little piece of shit use them wings and stop wiggling your tiny butt I almost pulled a muscle trying to brake

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Sister - #44

*my sister while attempting to park*

"I can't park. I used to care, but now I've really just let myself go."

[gracinglys]

I mean, turn signals are great and all, but what I really need are signals that mean the following:

- dude if you have a problem with the speed limit just pass me and stop tailgating like a jerk

- I’m really sorry for driving like a little old lady but my mom is in the car and she still doesn’t trust my driving so I’m on my best behavior

- look if you do something stupid because you’re on your phone and I accidentally bump into you, the law will see it as my fault so just get off and spare us all the trouble. 

- AHHHH IM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT I SWEAR

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

Me - #7

*So I’m driving around by myself while really upset over college stuff, and this car pulls out in front of me and does not speed up...at all, and I can’t get around them due to an equally slow person in the right lane. So I get up close behind them, then slow down again ‘cause I realize I’m being stupid.

“You pulled out in front of me, so you need to move your slow ass.”

*They don’t go faster, so I get re-annoyed and drive up close again. I do this several times before I am finally able to get around them and see that an old person is driving the car, and I say to myself:

“Great. Now I’m playing chicken with an old person.” 

[leathercircuits]

me looking at my bestie next to me like "do I go or let him pass?" (I got to the stop sign first)