#droobles

[camels-pen]

Drooble request!

Luffy meets a Danno due to chaotic shenanigans

drooble #7 - chance encounter

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Danny poked his head through the door. He squinted at the bright sun in his eyes. Was this the right one?

"WOAH, how're you doing that?"

He turned to his right, brows furrowed. "What?"

"That!" A guy in a straw hat squatted at the edge of the portal. "The way you're sticking out of the ground."

"Uh, optical illusion. More importantly, have you seen a senior citizen with hair like stupid horns? Sorta looks like a low budget vampire?"

"Nope."

"Damn." He looked past the guy. A ways away were a group of four others, bickering and eating. "Those your friends?"

The guy nodded. "They're my crew."

"Cool. Could you ask them if they've seen him?"

"Why don't you come over and ask them yourself?" The guy grinned. "Sanji's stew is the best!"

Danny looked past the guy to his friends. The blond next to the pot- 'Sanji', he assumed- was shouting at the green haired guy, looking seconds from strangling him. "He doesn't seem very friendly."

"Aw c'mon! They'd love to meet you!"

"If I get any further out of this portal, I'll end up stuck here," Danny deadpanned. "And besides, you haven't even met me."

"Ah, that's right. I should introduce myself before recruiting." The guy's grin grew wide. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the man who'll become the King of the Pirates!"

Pirates have a king? This guy's a pirate? Now he definitely could not get stuck here. Sam would never let him live it down if he got scurvy. "I'm Danny Phantom. Now could you go ask-" Danny blinked. "What do you mean recruiting?"

Luffy's eyes started to literally sparkle. "Of course I'd try recruiting; you're so funny!"

"That's great and all, but I really just need you to ask-"

Luffy interrupted. "Hey, can you poop?"

"What the- yeah. Now can you-"

"How does that even work? You don't have a-"

"It works." Danny dragged a hand down his face. "Listen, I really need you to ask them because the guy I'm chasing is really-" Annoying. "-dangerous so if we could speed this up, that'd be great."

Luffy shrugged. "I guess." He turned and shouted, "HEY GUYS, I FOUND A FUNNY GUY IN THE GROUND!"

Danny cringed, covering his ears. He had half a mind to point out that Luffy could've just shouted the question.

As the group got closer- the redhead and guy with a long nose quickly taking cover behind the other two with identical shrieks- Danny didn't waste time. "I'm Danny Phantom, nice to meet you, have you seen any old men in bad Halloween costumes recently?"

"Why are you stuck in the ground?" all four of them asked, in a variety of tones.

"Because I live here. Answer the question please." They looked at each other. Looked at Luffy. Then, slowly and a little confused, they shook their heads. "Wonderful. Thank you."

"Isn't he great?" Luffy asked, eyes still sparkling. "He's our newest crewmate!"

"I never agreed to that."

For some reason, that made Luffy's friends groan. "You're not inviting someone just 'cause he looks funny," the green haired guy said.

"Zoro, he's perfect!" Luffy shouted, gesturing at Danny. "Just look at him!"

"I've known you less than five minutes!"

"Doesn't make a difference," Sanji said.

"You're not just a torso and head, right? These are your powers?" The long nosed guy asked, peeking out from behind Sanji.

"Yes. Powers. Ghost powers." Danny adjusted his grip on the door frame on the other side of the portal. "And now that I know the fruitloop isn't here-" He started to push himself back through the door. He just barely saw the Ghost Zone's green and purple sky when he felt something yank him back.

"WAIT! You didn't even try Sanji's stew!"

Bright light again, now with a bowl of piping hot stew shoved in his face.

The redhead smacked the top of Luffy's head. "If he wants to go, let him go! He's freaky!"

"But Nami..." Luffy whined. The long nosed guy whined with him, no longer hiding.

With a sigh, Danny accepted the stew from Sanji. He'd humour them for a few bites at least. No sense turning down free food.

Warm and filling, with a flavour like he'd never tasted before. He threw his previous plan out the window and started scarfing it down. "This is amazing!" he said between spoonfuls.

"See? Sanji's food is the best!" Luffy grinned. "And you can get it everyday if you're sailing with us." That was probably his most tempting offer yet.

Still. Scurvy. Probably dysentery too, who knew.

"Thanks, but no thanks. I really better get going-" Danny reached for his grip on the door, only to feel the bowl in his hands. "Uh."

He looked down. Stared at his feet on solid ground.

Stared at green grass rather than ectoplasm.

"Hey," Luffy said, tilting his head. "Didn't you say you'd get stuck if you got out of the ground?"

Danny was going to kill this guy before he got home.

[styrac0saurus]

today yen gets into personal lore for the nameless king that won’t be posted on his blog because this is a rough idea that probably won’t get used

so like yknow how lots of asian families kinda have this fucked up sexism ingrained where sons will always be more valued than daughters (i know at least because my mom used to wonder aloud why she didn’t have any sons in front of me And my sisters :)) ) so what if gwynfor became a trans man because gwyn that badly wanted a firstborn son

and like nk’s fine with it, gwyn still lets him do whatever he wants because however he dresses isn’t gonna change the fact that he is Prince

gwynfor probs goes along with it most his life because he does love his dad and doesnt want to make him angry and cause trouble until that whole dragon deal comes down

but really i just wanted trans sibling solidarity between gwynfor and gwyndolin

[quesoarts]

sum faces, a weeby hannib, and a twinky hugh doodles from a join.me w/ @mashedtato <3

[mxmothmans-art]

A big old sketch dump of overwatch doodles, obviously some of them are jokes and then others are actually nice ones 😊 I really like the Gencio ones

[camels-pen]

drooble #8 - shorts

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"Are those my shorts?"

Push up. "378." Go down. "No."

"Those are very clearly my shorts."

Push up. "379." Go down. "They're not."

"They're yellow. There's a flower on the leg."

"380. If they were your shorts, how come they were in my locker?"

"It was at best on top of your locker." Usopp sighed. "And here I was gonna use those for a very particular outfit today."

"381. What a shame."

"Was gonna really impress the townsfolk with my outstanding fashion sense, yknow?" Usopp said, walking closer. He put a warm hand on Zoro's shoulder and plopped himself on his back. Zoro paused until he'd made himself comfortable, quietly relishing in the comfortable weight. "How am I supposed to tell them my grand and very honest tale if I don't look the part?"

"382.

"383.

"384."

"Zoro," Usopp whined.

"385- I'll give them back when I'm done training." He could feel the glare at the back of his head. They both knew he just started. "You can even rehearse your story in the meantime."

"I guess, but... oh! I get it now." Zoro could hear the grin in his voice. "You missed me~"

"386." Zoro turned to look at him over his shoulder. "What."

"That's what this is." Usopp gestured between them. "We haven't been spending a lot of time together lately, and instead of just saying something you-"

"-stole your shorts?"

"Exactly!" Usopp nodded. "It makes perfect sense."

Zoro turned back around. "You're losing it. 389."

"387." Zoro felt heat creep up the back of his neck. "Aww, so you did miss me!"

"'Course I missed you," Zoro grumbled. "Not why I took your shorts though."

"Sure sure." Usopp didn't believe him. The heat crept further up Zoro's neck. "I really do want to tell that story though..."

Zoro sighed. "Get off and I'll give-"

"Better start rehearsing!"

Zoro's eye widened. He ducked his head to hide his smile. As Usopp started his thrilling tale, hands flying and voice animated, Zoro felt a growing warmth in his chest. He really did miss this.

[camels-pen]

drooble #6 - sparring partner

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Sanji dodged the sword aiming for his head and it lodged itself in the wall above him. He ran and skidded around the corner, grinning all the while.

"This guy's pretty good-"

Sanji suddenly blocked high, the same sword appearing as if from thin air. "And quiet," Usopp said. "Let's get out of here before we lose our lucky streak."

"Lucky streak?!" Sanji laughed, breaking the deadlock and jumping back. "Have a little more faith in me, Usopp."

"I did before you punted a rock at its head!"

"Shut up, we both thought he was busted. No harm checking-" Sanji blocked again, the blade catching in Usopp's heel. "Maybe some harm checking, but we can take him."

"We don't have to take him!" Usopp wailed. "He's a golem!"

"He'd be a pretty decent sparring partner," Sanji continued, putting more distance between them and the golem. "Definitely better than that mossheaded bastard."

"You wanna take it home?!" Usopp partially pulled out of weapon form, hovering over Sanji's shoulder and looking like he was about to cry. "No! No. Absolutely not. This isn't a stray dog you take home because you feel bad for it!"

"Obviously. Dogs are a lot more work." Usopp made a strangled noise. "And you'll love it when you get to tell people you beat up golems twice your size on the regular. You'll be all-"

Sanji flipped out of the way of another slash and Usopp shifted back down to his weapon form. They had another trade of blows with the golem before Sanji jumped back.

Sanji clasped his hands together. "Oh, Sanji-kun," he said, pitching his voice higher. "I'm so sorry I ever doubted you. You're so cool and amazing."

"I don't sound like that! And I thought you only wanted girls to fawn over you."

"I make exceptions for 'i told you so's." He sighed. "But putting that aside, you really think we can run without beating him?"

"You shouldn't underestimate my ability to run."

"I don't think that's something to boast about-" He grunted as he blocked high. "Just take a look around."

Usopp was silent a long moment. Long enough for Sanji to break off and dash for the nearest cover. "...I see it," he said quietly.

Sanji took a drag of his cigarette. "You ready to fight?"

"No." Before Sanji could say anything, Usopp added, "But I'll fight anyway."

"Attaboy."

"I'm not letting you bring it home."

Sanji smirked. "You'll change your mind."

As one, they synced up their breathing, concentrating their energy.

"Soul-"

"-Resonance."

Miles away, a small town bustled with life and lived in ignorance.

[camels-pen]

A drooble request!

Someone who should be sleeping getting bullied to sleep (dealer's choice of who)

drooble #1 - bullying

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"It's the weekend!"

"We're going hunting tomorrow."

"You're the one doing the fighting!"

"We're both fighting. And if you fall asleep, you'll change back."

"Fear and adrenaline will keep my eyes open as long as we need."

"Or you could go to bed now and play your game again after we come back."

"Sanji."

"Usopp."

They glared at each other. Usopp broke first and dragged a hand down his face.

"You've left me with no choice." He put on an impressively big set of puppy dog eyes. "Please?"

"No." Sanji flicked Usopp's nose. "And that only works when girls do it."

Usopp bat his lashes at him. "Are you sure?"

Sanji rolled his eyes and grabbed the back of Usopp's shirt. He dragged Usopp to the door, ignoring protests and thumping hearts alike. "Yeah Longnose, I'm sure."

[camels-pen]

A drooble:

Why is there a fox here? How'd it get in here- NO THAT'S WHATS GONNA BE FOR DINNER TONIGHT!!!

drooble #5 - v. vulpes

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There was a whining at Usopp's feet.

He looked down.

"Why is there a fox here?" he mumbled to himself. The poor little thing was staring at him with big sad eyes, ears down and head pulled low. "I don't have any treats for you."

The fox whined at him again.

"I told you I don't have anything." He furrowed his brow. "How'd you get up here anyway? Did you climb the anchor? Make friends with Chopper?"

Sanji chose that moment to skid around the corner, lit aflame and covered in bites and scratches.

"NO, THAT THING'S FUCKING DINNER!"