D’rorah’s mind was as aflutter as Slug’s smile. No. Actually, decidedly moreso.
“A burning sweet…?” She trailed off, trying to understand the significance of the burnt offering the Svartalf had brought, but coming up painfully short. And a head… impaled on a knife.
Her enemy? Grey eyes widened in confusion. She studied the… man. Yes, she was fairly certain it had been a man before being caught and gnawed by elven teeth. It was the piercing hanging from what was left of an ear that finally gave her some hint of recognition. Oh no. The man who’d cut her off in traffic the day before and had then gotten out of his car to give her shit about it.
Granted… he was, as far as specimens of humanity went, a fairly despicable example. Thank the Light no one had called the police that day. Otherwise they’d no doubt be at her door very soon. Perhaps they still would.
Natal day? D’rorah cleared her throat. Oh right. This was the date she claimed as her birthday… Unseasonably warm for February in Manhattan, but it was today, sure as the world was still revolving on its axis.
“I… am very touched that you went to all this effort for me,” she said, drumming up what she hoped was an appropriate amount of excitement, smiling. “I cannot believe you remembered my birthday when I had forgotten myself. But, please, before you decide to celebrate any other holidays here… I think it would be well-advised to discuss your interpretations of the customs.”
As far as Slug was concerned, the whole thing was executed flawlessly. She had even managed not to set off the fire alarm! Which was a thing learned in a previous incident through much shouting, stabbing of the ceiling, and threatening the loud, obnoxious noise’s forebears. She did not, in fact, murder any old-timey fire alarms that day, but today, was glad to have to threaten no one. Except the man whose head was currently on a knife. Though, to be fair, she had enjoyed that threatening.
Much as she was enjoying the slow boil of D’rorah’s enthusiasm - she had forgot it herself! But Slugwart had remembered! This made her a better friend than others, clearly, who were not here bringing D’rorah heads on sticks or flaming pastries, as was customary.
Or mostly customary. She wasn’t quite sure, and quite less sure as D’rorah suggested that she was not exactly... on point, here.
The elf’s features twisted, a frown developing as her brows creased above her flat, dishwater grey eyes. “I didn’t eat all of his head. There is plenty left,” Slug insisted, then smiled forcefully as she offered out the knife.