#druink

[skeleton-hoarder]

titties

[mismatchedwineglasses]

White ppl b naming their kids after pokemon

[acklelantern]

fun fact: drunk me can’t type to aver its life. So you wanna kill me and put “type drink weith no mistakes” imm gopnna lose

[malvo-ish]

the fact that I shipped Kibito/Kaioshin when I was younger and I kinda still like it tho and they literally being one in the end makes me happy

[snortle-guffaw]

I wish i could be better looking, or smarter, or funnier, or something more for you. But alas, I am a mere potato. 

[endlxssmelody]

who the fcuk came up wotih dance water dance anwyway

like demyx ur scoooo cool until u say that

cmon son.

what maked you even think that was a cool  battle crY

[mambochango]

I burnt popcorn in my apt at like 8 pm and it STILL smells like burnt sadness

[tellmethenewsjohnny]

first time being drunk in 11 months = success

baby is sleeping so I am going to enjoy this :)