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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

fantasticmojo47

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s

odin-n-out

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hungry-hyena

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

what is that thing

what is that thing

Significant otter 🦦🦦

Thought I might share this piece on here too ^-^

bulbagarden

kawaii.. ,

transfemgeorgecostanza

Astonishing

campyvillain

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

campyvillain

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

campyvillain

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

campyvillain

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

otherwindow

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

otherwindow

at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad

otherwindow

ctommy

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

what-even-is-thiss

I’m starting to think that maybe you guys don’t know what a boyfriend is

reddus-sideblog

he be a forme of creechure

blinkpen

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn’t have to do it anymore. i don’t think i’ll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work" and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

blinkpen

some ladies were like “during lockdown, i saw myself in the mirror without makeup much more often, and got used to it, so now i don’t feel as anxious for others to see me without makeup on either. i’m comfortable with the face i have, it’s fine just the way it is”

and some absolute dork ass losers heard this and went “truly, this is the death of femininity”

miseducatedmelanicmuse

neeetsocks-deactivated20191026

no language should be mocked other than french

gareauxtrains

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

teaboot

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

judgejudyofficial

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

genderfluidintake

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

boosyboo9206

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

the-real-seebs

l'academie are really just ouisaboux

flowergirlmiwa

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

duckdotcom

actual-haise

This came to me in a vision

adobe-outdesign

I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different

txttletale

imagine if skyrim was the most popular game of all time by an order of magnitude and people caleld video games ‘skyrims’. and it cost ninety dollars and took up half the average computers hard drive. and then peoel would be on nexus being like ‘hi guys check out my farming sim skyrim mod’ and it just had you kiling draugr but on a farm. and people were like ‘yeah i think that you just cant do farm simulation in video games’ and if anyone brought up stardew valley theyd be like ‘okay well first of all its presumptuous to assume i can afford a second video game or have space for it on my hard drive. and Second of all when i play skyrim i just run back and forth around the towns picking up all the cabbages for seven hours on end so i don’t see why i’d need a whole game programmed to be about farming. i can play skyrim the way i want to. stop gatekeeping gaming.’ anyway thats what its like to like ttrpgs other than dungeons and dragons.

spacelazarwolf

trans male privilege: don’t have to worry abt any cylinders getting stuck in one of these.

byjove

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

dopaminerjic

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this