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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Stonewall Inn
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shark vs the universe
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@mismatchedwineglasses
Hereโs the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person youโre refusing the compliment from.
Itโs like you donโt believe them or donโt respect their opinion basically.
I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person whoโs complimenting you a liar doesnโt help anybody including yourself.
Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop
Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.
No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to
I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.
HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY
GIRL, DUMP HIM
GIRL KILL HIM
girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth
so fun how as a tenant you just have to double check everything your landlord says against the actual law because they WILL demand money from you for repairs you legally are not responsible for. why do I need to be an expert in tenant's rights in order to not be exploited. why are there no consequences for landlords who lie to their tenants in order to extract more money from them
One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history
South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode
movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.
The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.
ok, I love every bit of this, but it also kinda misses one of the big parts of the 1st Legally Blonde, and that the fact that Elle had no knowledge or interest in law before applying to law school. Oh she was plenty smart, she aced that entrance exam for a reason, but the ONLY reason she applied in the first place was because "Warren" ( i forgot the dudes name but I think it was something snooty like that) dumped her for being " to much of aMarilyn Monroe when he needed a Jackie O to further his Career"
For this to be a true beat for beat she'd need to start out being truly clueless at first, but then quickly realize shes not as clueless as even she thinks she is when she applies herself
How to hand pollinate corn. If you have to.
Step One: catch a bunch of pollen from the tassel.
Mmm, pollen. You'll know it's time when the tassel opens up and has the dangley things (anthers), and you tap it gently, pollen visibly falls out.
I, and a bunch of other people, catch it in a sheet of folded paper, as you can see above.
This makes it easy to do Step Two: sprinkle the pollen on to some receptive silks:
They're ready for pollen as soon as you see the silks. You just kinda tap it on there and the corn does it's thing. I don't know exactly when they stop being receptive to pollen, but I'd bet that if they look browned and dried out it's a no go.
Why would someone want to do this? Well, there's two scenarios that I know of:
1. You don't have enough space to grow enough corn to ensure wind pollination is effective.
2. You are breeding corn and you want to be sure of which plants are pollinating which plants.
This does work, I've done it before, and fingers crossed the cobs will ripen and I'll get to show you all.
shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
Not to forget:
World Heritage Post
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed ๐
Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.
Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this
yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it
[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]
2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken ๐
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
