#drunk!texts

[fulmenfemineum]

diavoloinferno 

[TXT] Trish. What.

[TXT] OH MY GOD SOMEONE ANSWERED. 

[TXT] Dante, I need a hug. 

[TXT] My stomach hurts. Can demons get diabetes?  

[fulmenfemineum]

[Mass text] Guys, I think I’ve officially hit rock bottom. I just ate an entire tub of ice cream. Someone come give me attention before I give myself demonic diabetes.

[Mass text] I also chased that tub of icecream with an entire bottle of whiskey mixed with ginger ale. I’m a little drunk. 

[Mass text] Make that two bottles and a lot drunk. 

[Mass text] Guys, I have the hiccups. Help! 

[Mass text] I am going to be that person who had the hiccups for 60 years. 

[Mass text] I ate some peanut butter and they went away. 

[Mass text] You guys suck.  

[reluctxnt-archive-blog]

Alfie: so bascaly ur just rly cute adn i get rly nervous when im around u and i get buterfiles and u need two st op this

[nanababananaba]

♣

Send ♣ for a drunk message

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[badasssugarrae]

Text Message || Britgar

Sugar: BRIIIIITTTTT BREEEEETTTTTTTT

Sugar: Where are you betch?

[badasssugarrae]

Text Message || Mottaman

Sugar: I really actually miss doing that to you.......

[archangel-dimmock]

Remembering the drunk txts, Eames wasn't completely surprised by the random kiss from Ry. He'd yet to tell the other all about the things he'd confessed, and something told him now quite possibly wasn't the greatest of times. But when would it ever? "Ry, love," he said, still looking rather smug. "Something y'want to tell me now that you're actually sober?" He didn't know if the other remembered the txts or not. If not, no better time than the present to remind him of what had been said.

Ry took a step back and felt his heart beat a little faster. He hardly remembered the night he actually got drunk with some of his buddies from the Yard, but he was sure he said a few things that he never meant to say. One of them was how he felt about Eames. How was he suppose to tell the other man that he really liked him? Sure, they didn't off on the right foot, but now...He blushed a little and looked away. "What do you mean?" He asked, even though he thought that he knew what this was about. "Is it about my wings? Or how I got so drunk?" And then he said the next few words very fast. "OrisitbecauseIreallylikeyouandIhavenocluehowtotrulytellyou?"

[katherineontherun-archive]

✉ ✘ ☠ ❤

Send ✉ for an drunk text:

{Text}: DAAAAAAMON

{Text}: i knopw you want me

{Text}: you know i want chaaaa

{Text}: lETS just hate fuck anmd get it over with

{Text}: BOOOOOTY CALLLLLL

Send ✘ for an unsent text

{Unsent}: I’m sorry, Damon. I’m sorry for everything. I loved you. I will always care about you and I know I’ve been selfish but, it’s the only way I’ll ever survive. I do my best with what has been thrown at me. But I loved you.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

{Text}: When I get out of this tomb and I will, I will rip out your heart and shove it down your throat. Let me out of here Damon or I swear you will regret it.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

{Text}: You know, every time I see you, I almost expect to see the human Damon from 1864, the confederacy uniform and the curly black hair. You were cute. But I have to admit, the 21st century looks good on you. When did you get so hot. I would love to just eat you up. What do you say, Damon? For old times sake? I’m wearing a set of lingerie I know you’ll just love, almost as much as you still love me.