#drunk amber

[theshotty]

Live blog I love my friends

[theworld-is-out-there]

Me: how many drinks is this four or five? Besties: five. Me: no. I only had four. Back and forth counting drinks. Me: No. Five- Four!

[cabbagepatchcat]

when ya find out you now have to work nine hours in the morning so ya get ur whiskey on

that is me.  what I am currently doing. :D

[cabbagepatchcat]

okay so I’m kind of drunk but anyway I’m rewatching season 2 of Orange is the New Black and I have to say I am a LOT less sympathetic of Morello’s character after having experienced a female stalker targeting my boyfriend and me in real life.  Like Morello seems sweet and all but that kind of person is dangerous and terrifying and can literally ruin people’s lives because of their own psychosis that they refuse to recognize.  I only hope my boyfriend’s stalker goes to jail for as long as Morello (and never breaks out lmao)

[cabbagepatchcat]

I'd like to formally apologize to everyone who received snapchats last night during cards against humanity. I was more profoundly drunk than I have ever been before in my life.

[cabbagepatchcat]

I drank too much and now my lips are numb looooool

[cabbagepatchcat]

I'm so sorry

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[cabbagepatchcat]

Friendly reminder that tonight an innocent selfie I took ended up disintegrating an entire extended family and caused a massive blood feud and schism between relatives that are not mine wow I am amaze